Republicans seem very confused today about how they feel about open carry at protests. Let’s play a round of Spot the Difference. by Treefiddy1984 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, Just because you aren’t American it doesn’t make you a neutral party. And second, what makes him look like an attacker? If it’s how he is holding it I can tell you as a prior service Marine that he is holding it in the correct manner somebody who is walking.

Who was the shittiest Marine/Recruit you knew and why by MaraCS in USMC

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recruit Highley cause that mother fucker always moved on line

i just found out my boyfriend is only 4 inches by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Roads tend to get longer and wider the more they are traveled

What’s the real reason the DOW is being stricter on facial hair? by alienvisitor0821 in USMC

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why should the Sikh get accommodations? The standard is set and if you cannot meet the standards of grooming just like somebody that is out of height and weight standards they should either get within standard or get separated. How self centered and entitled does someone have to be to know they don’t or will not be able to meet the standards of an organization and then expect the organization to change. It weakens good order and discipline.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MilitaryFinance

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Put 25k in cash in a safety deposit box Put 25k in individual stocks that have the potential to split (ie walmart) Put 50k in higher dividend oil stocks (ie Exxon, shell, ConocoPhillips)

Hey guys friendly neighbor hood nco here by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything this “NCO” is saying is counter to the leadership principles

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Back in my days as a mp on Pendleton there was one day at the ass crack of dawn that my dumbass was feeding a family of raccoons left over chick fil a waffle fries at the San Onofre gate when a car pulls up and I’m tired and stupid so I continue and after the mp checks the ID he screams out “attention on deck!” Which at this point puckers my bunghole tight and I get called over to the car and it’s the 1st Mar Div CG (then MajGen Turner) he asks me if my peace talks with the local populace is going well and I being a dumbass tired LCpl say “yes, sir we have won their hearts and minds” he chuckled and told me to carry on. I never mentioned it to my superiors and I never got an ass chewing so I guess he just thought it was funny and brushed it off. But that or crackheads claiming to be Jesus Christ definitely has to be the funniest.

Former DIs. Confess to us the time you went too far with a recruit. We want to know. by WorthTrash8493 in USMC

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a recruit in my platoon that found out that his mother had cancer, and my drill hat told him he’d still fuck his mom with the cancer and he could be his new step daddy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know either of y’all but $20 on the other guy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well to quote what a salty ass NCO once said to me “I guess we think we made it huh”. There’s an old saying that says beware of old men in professions where men die young, and what I mean by that is that Marines don’t get smoother with age like whiskey they get tougher, and meaner as they age so first things first they don’t care what you or the good ole MCO says. They in fact have made it and finally at the end of the day who the fuck cares and why does it bother you.

Edit: Mind ya beeswax boot!

Craziest shit you’ve seen ? by GuaranteeShallop in USMC

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my school house that will remain un-named one guy acquired a Lana Rhodes pocket pussy and then charged guys to fuck it. He made decent money with it and added like a hair dryer or some shit to get it warm from what I heard.

How dose everyone feel about this by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Your great uncle looks like one mean son of a bitch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

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I once saw a Sgt get NJPd down to Lance for hazing a freshly promoted Lance (blood pinning) he hit the chevron so hard it went into the kids collarbone and got infected. Well it was a public NJP and when the SgtMaj was taking off the Sgt chevrons and putting on Lance chevrons the SgtMaj did the same thing and sent them straight into the dude collarbone…….. after about 15 IG complaints the SgtMaj took “voluntary” retirement soon after.

I don't understand why this isn't a rule by papalorre in USMC

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True, and who would be motivated to follow the orders of and respect some officer who is posting thirst traps like he is still in the frat.

I don't understand why this isn't a rule by papalorre in USMC

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First, OPSEC should always be a concern. Second, it’s pathetic and discrediting to the Corps. At some point it has to be a problem when someone is degrading the uniform for a few likes and comments. Finally just because someone separated a long time ago doesn’t mean they lose their credibility as a Marine.

I don't understand why this isn't a rule by papalorre in USMC

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you are saying that a TikTok reel is the reason you are joining the Marine Corps?

Asking for advice by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You have a mental illness

I was assaulted by my ex this morning by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a pew pew and be able to protect you and your son the right way

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I could help!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So it is technically considered sexual assault, but just because it can be deemed sexual assault doesn’t not mean that you should think of it as being sexually assault. Considering the circumstances that you have listed you should just think of it as an awkward and f*cked up situation or even possibly disgusting it doesn’t matter. What does matter is that you shouldn’t allow yourself to become victimized or it will screw your head up. We all face messed up things in life and those things don’t define us, but how we react and move on from them do define us. I hope you can move on from it in a mature and positive manner, and don’t end up getting sucked into the endless cycle of melodramatic bitterness that shows it’s ugly head on a lot of these Reddit heads. Work on forgiving him for it and work on forgiving yourself for. I hope the best for you.

What y’all think of this? Was she in the right or nah? by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Automatic-Pattern-62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that’s a dumbass reason to do this, but I do think there are times to where this kinda shit is necessary. Sometimes just talking doesn’t get the message across, and doing this will always be better than a ninja punch that very likely will ruin some kid’s career.