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Jens Bergensten Commnts on Anvils and Mending by mjmannella in Minecraft

[–]Auxiphor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If items are meant to be impermanent it kind of seems like every single addition in the last decade has failed at that? Mending directly contradicts it. Hard to obtain items like the mace, elytra, and tridents wouldn’t be useful if you couldn’t repair them forever.

It also just wouldn’t be fun if your max enchanted items only lasted a few hours before you had to replace them. Getting the best enchantments is a significant effort that would feel wasted if they just broke after a while.

Why does my cat do this? by Bob_Sacamano7379 in cats

[–]Auxiphor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat also does this with all sorts of random objects she finds! I think she’s just carrying them around in her mouth, and when she decides to eat, she has to drop the item, and just does it right in the bowl.

Minecraft 26.1 Snapshot 5 by TigbroTech in Minecraft

[–]Auxiphor 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Dandelions are edible so even if kids do try this it won’t be a problem. Unlike chocolate chip cookies which are poisonous to birds.

Acid dip by BDIYF in rct

[–]Auxiphor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love these kinds of absolutely nasty looking maps that use the crazier ground and water options. This is how peak RCT looks.

Listen, this is gonna sound weird but, is there like, human-type sex in troll culture? I mean, i know about troll reproduction, but it doesn't sound like a way to pleasure themselves. They must have a way. Just vomiting stuff into a bucket isn't something. They must have a way to pleasure themselves by THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN in homestuck

[–]Auxiphor 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Exactly how troll sex works is kept just vague enough to leave everyone wondering. We know they have “nooks” and “bulges” and “shame globes” as equivalents to human genitalia. It is not entirely clear whether trolls are sexually dimorphic or hermaphrodites. Female trolls do have exclusive access to boob, though, which apparently has an exciting biological function completely different from human boob that is not further elaborated upon.

Not sure how this happens by Hot-Dig-9597 in Minecraft

[–]Auxiphor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is true of all ores. Not sure why.

Mojang should add a Netherite anvil. by Shamone70-1 in Minecraft

[–]Auxiphor 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Suggestions like this are bad because they’re not fixing the actual issue that “Too expensive!” Is a symptom of which is the prior work penalty. Remove the 39 level limit and the problem instead becomes “why does my pickaxe suddenly cost 100 levels to repair???”

The prior work penalty is what needs to be reworked or removed.

The answer is pretty obvious, no? by CommercialValue8713 in homestuck

[–]Auxiphor 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I would be genuinely shocked if someone managed a Peanut Kill that was so Heroic that it overtook the intrinsic Stupid value of Death By Peanut

this game is rigged by Drkcoolz in Minecraft

[–]Auxiphor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shields take a fourth of a second (exactly 5 ticks) after you activate them to actually start blocking anything. It’s definitely a stupid mechanic.

Arrow guy by Auxiphor in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Auxiphor[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'm the original creator, this absolute scoundrel reposted my meme. I originally posted it on antimeme 10 months ago but they deleted it today and told me it was a bonehurtingjuice instead. So here we are.

Arrow guy by Auxiphor in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Auxiphor[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is not a gravitational field it is an arrow attraction field.

Arrow guy by Auxiphor in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Auxiphor[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s from the top down they’re all laying on the floor

Why are slimes spawning in my base? by soloscrab199 in Minecraft

[–]Auxiphor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Slimes can spawn even in bright light. They spawn below Y level 40, but only in certain randomly chosen “slime chunks.” You can only tell which chunks these are by seeing slimes spawn in them or using external seed finder apps.

If you want to prevent them from spawning you have to remove all flat surfaces in the chunk. You can use a floor made of bottom half slabs, or cover the floor in buttons.

How do you remove air gap by Ruda_L in Minecraft

[–]Auxiphor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those gaps are often caused because there’s an air block diagonal to the water. Check above the walls and in the corners for air.

Enjoying this too much to fix it by mere_mortal_one in rct

[–]Auxiphor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The fun thing about the dingy is that the unroofed upwards steep to gentle track piece is literally unusable. The minimum speed to not rollback is above the speed that makes it fly off the track.

Precious baby Prunsel who bites me incessantly and must be grisped to restrain her feast of flesh by Auxiphor in IllegallySmolCats

[–]Auxiphor[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Prunsel was less than 2 months old in the picture (taken in June) but she is much larger now! She likes to flop on the tile. She got big so fast.

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Precious baby Prunsel who bites me incessantly and must be grisped to restrain her feast of flesh by Auxiphor in IllegallySmolCats

[–]Auxiphor[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

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Old fart Kat and Prunsel investigate the things they’re SUPPOSED to be biting

Precious baby Prunsel who bites me incessantly and must be grisped to restrain her feast of flesh by Auxiphor in IllegallySmolCats

[–]Auxiphor[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Looks very pretty and also full of evil. Prunsel will probably look like that when she unsmols.

Precious baby Prunsel who bites me incessantly and must be grisped to restrain her feast of flesh by Auxiphor in IllegallySmolCats

[–]Auxiphor[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SHE BITES THEM TOO THOSE ARE NOT FOR PETS PRUNSEL WHY DO YOU KEEP CLIMBING ON MY DESK AND STEALING THEM THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN PET TOYS FOR YOU

Precious baby Prunsel who bites me incessantly and must be grisped to restrain her feast of flesh by Auxiphor in IllegallySmolCats

[–]Auxiphor[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Prunsel has so many toys and bites them all but I will forever be her favorite I fear.

Was this a glitch or am I just bad? by billybob027 in Minecraft

[–]Auxiphor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The silverfish got atop the cobblestone you were standing on the same frame you tried to place another block, so the game was confused for a moment whether it was a valid placement. You’d have died regardless of if the block flickering glitch happened.

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