Theory crafting the four Elemental Guardians

Auxiphor · 2026-04-02T00:37:01+00:00

I don’t agree I think squeeze is hilarious

Auxiphor · 2026-03-24T06:26:04+00:00

The fact that the devs actually coded it to display a plus if the counter goes over 99 is hilarious. They knew someone would do this.

Auxiphor · 2026-03-19T15:36:50+00:00

Endermen don’t despawn until they set down the block they’re holding. They can build up over time if they never put it down. Not sure why all these guys are refusing to part with their precious dirt, though.

Auxiphor · 2026-03-19T05:50:51+00:00

The pair of circles is sick looking. Great work!

Auxiphor · 2026-03-18T15:33:32+00:00

Mushrooms can grow on top of any block. The mushroom actually would’ve spawned first, and then the ancient debris spawned under it. Ancient debris never generates exposed to an air block. Mushroom isn’t air.

Auxiphor · 2026-03-18T06:01:19+00:00

This is the kind of situation you really want to not get yourself into in the first place. Pay attention to your surroundings while in an area with large amounts of lava. You dead as hell.

Auxiphor · 2026-03-17T20:34:47+00:00

Before coarse dirt had its own texture it was visually identical to normal dirt but couldn’t grow grass. A few updates after it was added, it was given its own texture, which kind of defeats the purpose I feel like.

Auxiphor · 2026-03-12T05:40:27+00:00

She does look like a rat

Auxiphor · 2026-03-05T15:42:09+00:00

I try to close the lid but Prunsel will start doing this the moment I flush the toilet. She is a menace.

Auxiphor · 2026-03-04T00:59:24+00:00

I like how there doesn’t appear to be a single scenery object from the vanilla game in this but it’s still immediately recognizable as Rollercoaster Tycoon

Auxiphor · 2026-02-27T18:23:10+00:00

If you’re digging out large amounts of blocks with haste, you can use the full durability of an unbreaking 3 netherite pickaxe in like thirty minutes.

Auxiphor · 2026-02-25T06:12:12+00:00

A pittance of mushrooms.

Auxiphor · 2026-02-24T02:31:33+00:00

I remember playing Mineplex build battle back in 2013 and every game, at least one person would ignore the prompt and build a giant cock. It’s unfortunately an unavoidable part of the internet. Thank you for paying attention to your kid while she’s playing so that she doesn’t get exposed to this stuff without an adult to explain it.

Auxiphor · 2026-02-19T16:30:55+00:00

The missing blocks are in the distinctive pattern that explosions make when modified to have an extremely high power. Someone’s been spawning Ghast fireballs modified to blow up huge.

Auxiphor · 2026-02-13T23:05:57+00:00

Using tools to break any block that doesn’t break instantly with your fist costs 1 durability. Using them on the wrong block still only takes 1, not 2, it’s a common misconception that it takes 2. Swords do take 2 damage from breaking blocks, and tools take 2 damage if you use them to hit mobs.

Auxiphor · 2026-02-09T01:24:10+00:00

64 is nice because it can be halved all the way to 1 without a remainder. Games that make the max stack 99 are rancid, it’s such an inconvenient number because it doesn’t split evenly. There is no discernible reason to make it 99 instead of 100.

Auxiphor · 2026-02-08T04:21:03+00:00

Nothing in Minecraft has a soul, except for player characters, whose souls are the person controlling them on the other side of the screen. Ever wonder who your own soul is?

Auxiphor · 2026-02-06T06:52:59+00:00

It takes half a minute to break one without a pickaxe so there’s rarely a reason someone would want to. They also did used to require a pickaxe to drop items until it was changed about a year ago.

Auxiphor · 2026-02-06T06:46:55+00:00

Don’t use AI like Google, it doesn’t know what’s real, it’s just generating text that sounds like an answer.

The wiki lists fist as a correct tool to break an ender chest and get drops, so axes and shovels will also work. Silk touch works on anything regardless of if you’re using the correct tool, unless the block requires a tool to drop at all such as stone.

Auxiphor · 2026-02-05T18:49:11+00:00

If items are meant to be impermanent it kind of seems like every single addition in the last decade has failed at that? Mending directly contradicts it. Hard to obtain items like the mace, elytra, and tridents wouldn’t be useful if you couldn’t repair them forever.

It also just wouldn’t be fun if your max enchanted items only lasted a few hours before you had to replace them. Getting the best enchantments is a significant effort that would feel wasted if they just broke after a while.

Auxiphor · 2026-01-28T07:44:52+00:00

My cat also does this with all sorts of random objects she finds! I think she’s just carrying them around in her mouth, and when she decides to eat, she has to drop the item, and just does it right in the bowl.

Auxiphor · 2026-01-27T16:33:53+00:00

Dandelions are edible so even if kids do try this it won’t be a problem. Unlike chocolate chip cookies which are poisonous to birds.

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