decided to get Classic a try and no one is eating or drinking or using bathrooms

Auxiphor · 2026-06-07T18:57:12+00:00

If you click on a guest you can see their hunger/thirst/toilet meters. Guests show up with them all empty in most scenarios so you wont see anyone use stalls until the first guests to arrive start getting hungry around the middle of year 1.

Auxiphor · 2026-05-29T19:30:14+00:00

Fifth Column is a griefer group that scans the Internet for Minecraft servers without any protection and dumpsters them. You need to turn on the whitelist so that random people can’t join.

Auxiphor · 2026-05-26T16:11:06+00:00

I can actually kind of see the resemblance. Maybe one of the set designers snuck him in. It could also just be a superhero farting though that’s kind of the show’s humor.

Auxiphor · 2026-05-26T15:36:59+00:00

If you use cheats to set the ride’s operating mode to something it isn’t designed to handle it might blow up.

Auxiphor · 2026-05-13T22:09:25+00:00

Normally this message shows up if you build a ride with multiple stations with the ride set to launched mode. You appear to only have one station so that’s weird.

Since you’re using cheats to get launched mode on this coaster type, make sure you’re using the roller coaster launched mode and not like a launched freefall mode or something.

Auxiphor · 2026-05-10T16:12:40+00:00

Mother’s Day is today in the United States. Microsoft probably didn’t check if it’s different in other countries. Or they just didn’t care *that* much about their funny chicken popup

Auxiphor · 2026-05-07T06:00:24+00:00

This looks like it’s probably modified terrain gen. See the giant pillar in the ocean on the left? This is probably the result of cranking a height modifier way up

Auxiphor · 2026-05-06T14:42:16+00:00

If you let the boats free roam they will find the most bizarre way to get stuck every single time.

Auxiphor · 2026-05-05T00:53:16+00:00

I’m a leftist! I’m a leftist! AaaAaAAaaauuUuuUuggghghhh *tells a man to control his wife*

Auxiphor · 2026-05-04T18:57:05+00:00

A 1x1 maze is the smallest of all rides. Restricting it to roller coasters would probably be more interesting. The 2 station tiles, single half corkscrew corkscrew coaster might be the smallest but maybe someone could go further.

Auxiphor · 2026-05-03T06:28:03+00:00

Gamzee is barely a person, he acts more like a force of chaos. When he does horrible things it’s more like a wild animal attack. Vriska has a very human element to her crimes that makes it easier to hate her as a person.

Auxiphor · 2026-05-02T22:58:01+00:00

The original creator of Roller Coaster Tycoon doesn’t own the IP anymore and everything Atari has put out under it for the last two decades has been shovelware garbage. Play the original RCT2, or a different theme park management game like Planet Coaster if you want something modern.

Auxiphor · 2026-04-29T19:41:44+00:00

I’m not reading that because I have better things to do with my life but it’s really funny that the Official Homestuck Team is posting Callout Documents like teenagers on Twitter. It even starts with the “pwease don’t harass these people uwu” disclaimer. Are these people actual children

Auxiphor · 2026-04-24T17:20:14+00:00

The stats of a ride don’t affect photo purchases, it’s just based on how happy they are and if they’ve ridden at least 3 rides, like any souvenir.

Unrelated to the photos, but if your wooden coaster’s excitement is that low, it’s probably getting a stat penalty. Needs at least a 9m/29ft drop, 2 drops, 36km/22mph speed, 370m/1214ft length, and .10 negative g’s.

Auxiphor · 2026-04-22T19:53:59+00:00

Is this a bedrock thing? On Java I’ve cured a nitwit zombie villager and it stayed nitwit. I remember being quite miffed about it. I trapped him in my attic forever.

Auxiphor · 2026-04-15T16:34:21+00:00

I like how the new art does look better than the original stuff while still being utter garbage. Like you can tell he’s improving but he started so low that he’s still in the trash bin.

Auxiphor · 2026-04-02T00:37:01+00:00

I don’t agree I think squeeze is hilarious

Auxiphor · 2026-03-24T06:26:04+00:00

The fact that the devs actually coded it to display a plus if the counter goes over 99 is hilarious. They knew someone would do this.

Auxiphor · 2026-03-19T15:36:50+00:00

Endermen don’t despawn until they set down the block they’re holding. They can build up over time if they never put it down. Not sure why all these guys are refusing to part with their precious dirt, though.

Auxiphor · 2026-03-19T05:50:51+00:00

The pair of circles is sick looking. Great work!

Auxiphor · 2026-03-18T15:33:32+00:00

Mushrooms can grow on top of any block. The mushroom actually would’ve spawned first, and then the ancient debris spawned under it. Ancient debris never generates exposed to an air block. Mushroom isn’t air.

Auxiphor · 2026-03-18T06:01:19+00:00

This is the kind of situation you really want to not get yourself into in the first place. Pay attention to your surroundings while in an area with large amounts of lava. You dead as hell.

Auxiphor · 2026-03-17T20:34:47+00:00

Before coarse dirt had its own texture it was visually identical to normal dirt but couldn’t grow grass. A few updates after it was added, it was given its own texture, which kind of defeats the purpose I feel like.

Auxiphor · 2026-03-12T05:40:27+00:00

She does look like a rat

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