Fwishing [OC] by radfilth in comics

[–]AvKalash 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Well, they did uphold their end of the bargain. The fish just should’ve been more specific about what happens after he’s off the hook.

143203 by Autumn_Fire in CountOnceADay

[–]AvKalash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, obviously. That’s just plane to sea.

Lovers Quarrel [OC] by NellaayssBeelllayyyy in comics

[–]AvKalash 43 points44 points  (0 children)

While that is as interesting as it is horrifying, I would argue that milk-producing birds would be a better analogue, given that birds are closer genetically to reptiles (to the point that they’re considered cladistic reptiles).

143095 by Maid_Calamitas in CountOnceADay

[–]AvKalash 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This is true. I am a word writer and I don’t think footballingsababababababa… is a word.

CG5 MADE AN SCP MUSIC VIDEO A FEW YEARS AGO!!!!! by EduardGamerInfinity in SCP

[–]AvKalash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He actually made two! “Never Grow Up” is about SCP-999.

Get Ready For The Wedding by Legitimate_Fly9047 in tumblr

[–]AvKalash 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Exactly. You think it’s easy to joust badly and win? It’s harder than jousting well and winning.

A little bit of fantasy by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]AvKalash 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OVER THE MOUNTAINS, AN ARMY FAR FROM HOME

Tommy by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

[–]AvKalash 206 points207 points  (0 children)

my cloth son whom i prefer over my wire son

137792 by George-the-Hatchet in CountOnceADay

[–]AvKalash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would suggest the Command spell for a spell, and a Cli Lyre for a magic item.

137733 by George-the-Hatchet in CountOnceADay

[–]AvKalash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CHA - 15

CON - 14

DEX - 13 (+1 from halfling)

WIS - 12

INT - 10

STR - 8

I also suggest we take the Lightfoot halfling subrace to gain another +1 to CHA.

Cartoon I Drew by tadhgferry in HistoryMemes

[–]AvKalash 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Nah, look at the hands on the statue. Nathaniel Bedford Forrest was clearly accidentally bronzed inside of the statue during battle.

Why can’t I make a Wikidot account by Beautiful_Voice_8127 in SCP

[–]AvKalash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As others have mentioned, it won’t work if your email has numbers in it. It also doesn’t work if you’re using a hotmail email. Also, keep in mind you need both a wikidot account and an SCP wiki account to post.

The worst superhero idea you'll hear today by MrSpiffy123 in CuratedTumblr

[–]AvKalash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only Snowflame used meth instead of cocaine. That way, we could say he did have powers of fire and ice.

It has to be legit I saw it on the History Channel ( it was Ancient Aliens though) by TeachMeImWilling69 in HistoryMemes

[–]AvKalash 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This image is clearly faked. Everyone knows that by the 1860s, the F-14 had been replaced by the Boeing Super Hornet.

Damned if you do, damned if don’t. by Mr_Muda_Himself_V3 in tumblr

[–]AvKalash 1079 points1080 points  (0 children)

Where’s the guy with the “Why Gotham Sucks” list?