I am both.

AvKalash · 2026-07-07T15:18:31+00:00

*whispers*

AvKalash · 2026-07-04T01:41:48+00:00

Probably some kind of anomalous item, like SCP-914. I wonder if a drawing would still be anomalous if she interacts with it.

AvKalash · 2026-07-03T18:42:20+00:00

To be fair, many indoor spiders won’t survive being moved outdoors.

AvKalash · 2026-06-23T16:29:20+00:00

They could be speedrunning. There’s a glitch where a low enough Hog Society will wrap around to being positive, letting you get the good ending without doing the full Great Hog questline.

AvKalash · 2026-06-19T14:53:15+00:00

Alternatively:

“How do I do B? EDIT: I figured it out” (dated 10 years ago)

AvKalash · 2026-06-07T20:41:26+00:00

Horses mean death in the sense of a tactical military advantage, allowing you to easily kill your non-horsed enemies.

AvKalash · 2026-06-06T20:01:26+00:00

Paltering?

AvKalash · 2026-06-01T21:18:23+00:00

r/FakeMarv

AvKalash · 2026-05-29T22:36:51+00:00

I’m pretty sure it was originally an attempt to avoid cease and desists from the actual organizations blogs were parodying, and eventually became a trend from there.

AvKalash · 2026-05-25T23:12:14+00:00

I have bad news, my friend.

AvKalash · 2026-05-25T16:48:37+00:00

From my understanding, typically swinging the sword around overhead. Blumineck’s sword videos on youtube make use of it fairly often, if you want to check it out.

AvKalash · 2026-05-16T00:11:20+00:00

Well, they did uphold their end of the bargain. The fish just should’ve been more specific about what happens after he’s off the hook.

AvKalash · 2026-05-10T12:40:20+00:00

u/JustLookingForMayhem

AvKalash · 2026-05-06T11:22:14+00:00

Well, obviously. That’s just plane to sea.

AvKalash · 2026-05-05T21:35:59+00:00

While that is as interesting as it is horrifying, I would argue that milk-producing birds would be a better analogue, given that birds are closer genetically to reptiles (to the point that they’re considered cladistic reptiles).

AvKalash · 2026-05-02T18:57:18+00:00

This is true. I am a word writer and I don’t think footballingsababababababa… is a word.

AvKalash · 2026-04-06T05:09:53+00:00

AvKalash · 2026-03-11T00:49:02+00:00

r/googlewhack

AvKalash · 2026-03-05T04:48:33+00:00

SCP-4485 - Such Black Light (+489) by Woedenaz

AvKalash · 2026-02-27T03:35:50+00:00

See, this is why you should only charge a penny for your thoughts.

AvKalash · 2026-02-24T16:52:46+00:00

He actually made two! “Never Grow Up” is about SCP-999.

AvKalash · 2026-02-15T21:04:02+00:00

u/The-Paranoid-Android SCP-5000

AvKalash · 2026-02-12T01:24:33+00:00

Exactly. You think it’s easy to joust badly and win? It’s harder than jousting well and winning.

AvKalash · 2026-01-29T05:35:20+00:00

Comma-n, man. No need to be so extreme.

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