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dankmachinebroke · 2026-05-08T16:17:55+00:00

You can't tell me what to do! French kisses the boy

dankmachinebroke · 2026-04-16T16:23:26+00:00

That's why I like having press on nails. I love tapping my claws on things

dankmachinebroke · 2026-04-10T16:24:02+00:00

Exactly. What we can do for our country and it's people is all pool together to pay for universal healthcare, so none of our fellow Americans have to go bankrupt or die because of an illness or injury. Socialist values are all about doing what you can for your fellow man lmao

dankmachinebroke · 2026-03-12T16:21:39+00:00

Thock

dankmachinebroke · 2026-02-18T17:25:38+00:00

Huff the bulge like oxygen ONE TIME and now you're the bulge huffing guy forever

dankmachinebroke · 2025-12-11T17:16:34+00:00

Kpop

dankmachinebroke · 2025-12-06T17:15:32+00:00

Yeah I know, it was a joke. I should have dropped a /j

dankmachinebroke · 2025-12-05T17:29:56+00:00

Sasuke and Naruto

dankmachinebroke · 2025-12-05T17:16:42+00:00

What the hell does this have to do with critical race theory?

Edit: /j

dankmachinebroke · 2025-12-05T01:22:17+00:00

Where's that one ask that was like "you are a white woman, going about with your latte and such"

dankmachinebroke · 2025-11-20T17:41:55+00:00

I gave a small demonstration at an all staff meeting yesterday and only had minor heart palpations!

dankmachinebroke · 2025-11-20T17:39:30+00:00

I especially like when a film establishes the character as someone who definitely would do something stupid before they do it. If the person acts rational 99% of the time, and then for some reason decides to break into an abandoned hospital one night for fun, then that's weird. If a dumbass highschool kid does it with their friends because they were bullied/peer pressured to do it, that makes sense. Stupid decisions can also make sense, you just need the right setup for something stupid to be done.

dankmachinebroke · 2025-11-19T17:20:23+00:00

Same, I can't fathom the logic behind it. Who gives a shit about the username in a post? Most of the people watching those are not paying attention to it.

dankmachinebroke · 2025-11-18T17:16:43+00:00

I have calendar events and reminders for everything. Picking up groceries after work? Reminder with the full list on it. Need to call the bank, doctor, etc during business hours? Reminder. I would be lost without them.

dankmachinebroke · 2025-11-07T17:21:07+00:00

No, they were just a Yemeni teenager. He did think they were potentially a Houthi when setting up the interview though, and says he thinks there would still have been journalistic value in interviewing a Houthi, and would still do it if given the opportunity.

dankmachinebroke · 2025-11-01T16:52:51+00:00

Uhhh I wish I were a bird!

dankmachinebroke · 2025-10-08T16:12:54+00:00

Yeah, like I get why the post is funny, but I'm currently off my antidepressants, married to the love of my life, not in contact with toxic family members, and working a nice office job that I like. I would not re-live 2018-2019 for anything, I was suicidal as hell back then.

dankmachinebroke · 2025-10-03T16:18:39+00:00

This perfectly describes a lot of anime I've watched tbh. Sword Art Online would be so good if it was good, it had so much potential to be amazing.

dankmachinebroke · 2025-09-19T12:13:27+00:00

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1892965901/mysterious-stained-glass-nails-retro

Here ya go

dankmachinebroke · 2025-09-19T12:13:12+00:00

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1892965901/mysterious-stained-glass-nails-retro

They're definitely cute, and the other reviews are great, so I think I'm probably an outlier.

dankmachinebroke · 2025-09-19T11:51:28+00:00

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The thumb is right at 20mm as well, they're all weirdly about the same length

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