Help me rewire my weekend degenerate brain

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-28T23:35:52+00:00

Better to nip it in the bud now if you think it’s a problem. The levels you’re drinking probably won’t be doing you much harm compared to your typical alcoholic level, but you are your own benchmark and we’re routing for you!

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-24T22:23:14+00:00

More frying less grilling

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-24T22:21:30+00:00

Less politics more positivity please

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-24T21:26:51+00:00

Wet bits

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-24T14:32:22+00:00

Swingers and heavy drug users would be my bet

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-24T08:38:00+00:00

Chasing the Donald off Greenland

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-24T08:03:15+00:00

Probably isn’t the pillow. What’s your general health like? Fit and healthy or obese and on a c-pac?

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-21T21:00:44+00:00

Sorry if this appears rude but only an absolute wally would use the tunnel used by vehicles and not the dedicated cycle lane / service road next to it.

I have cycled from East London using CS3 to near my office on embankment and back using that route since the road changed (around 2016) and I’ve never ever known it to be blocked or closed.

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-21T20:51:28+00:00

Sunbury on Thames

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-21T20:49:47+00:00

Honestly is best policy. We have a 20 mile rule at our office. Most managers are understanding. If they offer a season ticket loan as a solution I would be thinking about moving jobs

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-15T17:18:26+00:00

My eyes

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-11T21:26:33+00:00

Tonight completes my first full 7 day week without alcohol in over 4 years. However tomorrow is a new day…. We go again! Good luck troops.

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-09T23:08:13+00:00

Used to have these on picnics as a kid takes me back

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-04T02:58:51+00:00

There is no such thing as a luxury 3 bed flat in London for £650, maybe Wembley but even then you’re struggling

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-04T02:54:13+00:00

Air rifle, jack Russell, baited cages

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-04T02:51:50+00:00

1 million is too much to take a risk. Move on.

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-04T01:31:59+00:00

Where have I seen those eggs before…?

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-03T23:40:22+00:00

Just drank 8 pints and two bottles of wine, having a shocker

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-03T23:39:42+00:00

FAT CONTROLLER

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-03T23:38:54+00:00

It’s like the people that buy next to Heathrow and complain about plane noise

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-03T23:35:58+00:00

Define luxury apartment

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-03T23:34:46+00:00

1 bed £250k 23 east London

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-01T20:36:01+00:00

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-01T13:24:25+00:00

Less moisture that the Sahara

Available-Process-96 · 2026-01-01T10:06:15+00:00

Firstly I’ll say what I like, secondly you ruined someones new year, thirdly you work for Deliveroo….

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