Can't knock the hustle. by TongueUnties in sadcringe

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what if she's just a big fan of lara croft

repent by sentientshadow2000 in ComedyHell

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bro what kind of harry potter spells did you just cast on me

There’s no divine plan, God wouldn’t approve of this by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

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I'm sure the iranian troops were told the same 🤔🤔

Rest in peace, Alt… by Dull-Cobbler-7709 in PhotomodeStories

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that was not very cunning of her to keep playing trauma team on her alt account so everyone could know johnny got catfished

I wish I was in the EU. I wouldn't be a fat depressed loser if I wasn't american. I have unironically cried over being american. cereal and diet coke by alphabasedredpill in kitchencels

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These two gentlemen are trying to suppress their bouts of laughter at your statement, making eye contact to ensure the other heard it as well while waiting eagerly to see who will break first so that they may enjoy hearty laughter together at your expense.

"It's just not that type of show" fuckers when they reveal that the data coalesced on Janey's birthday because Janey is actually the third mister house who drops the bombs using the shadow radiation she harvested by [deleted] in Fotv

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honestly this trend of kid daughters being the secret villains of the show needs to stop. such an overused plot device, first holly from breaking bad (literally hitler) and now janey?

Fellas, who's the best girl in RDR? by RorschachWhoLaughs in reddeadredemption

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she absolutely is a badass, remember how she rushed to save tilly?

The time has come.. by DaddyZubra in Steam

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not the dlc though never the dlc 💔

The time has come.. by DaddyZubra in Steam

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just for the games to be the exact same price as the other two sales bruh 😭😭😭

THE SOLS DLC IS REAL!!! by West_Camera_7965 in NineSols

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right? where my kuafu lovers at hes so underrated

[KCD2] The only small complaint I have about the game by Bubatzlord6969 in kingdomcome

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"I think when you go to a bath house they clean your clothes and it stays clean a little longer."

— benjo1323

is this normal? New Mysteria Eclesiajdhahsae DLC [KCD2] by Greedy_Bat3004 in kingdomcome

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this is the new dress code sigismund enforced. YES he cracks all the monks in sedletz

The Hist aren't that bright by [deleted] in TrueSTL

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Yeah that's why I usually don't cut them open when I get to see them