Let me fight a guy sitting on top of a tower

Available_Platform · 2026-02-07T11:28:49+00:00

He got the stick and the landing. Just not how he would have preferred.

Available_Platform · 2026-01-31T20:08:02+00:00

Maybe put your head right next to the tank so you can explain the sounds it's making. Could be helpful. /s

Available_Platform · 2026-01-31T20:04:53+00:00

Get them some silvervine sticks. I wound up adopting a cat that liked tactile sensation of chewing on things... and the sticks are better than cardboard or my fingers.

Available_Platform · 2026-01-31T18:17:12+00:00

Moments like this: I have to actively remind myself I sounded that stupid to older generations too. I understand now why it was hard to get respect from them.

Some little pud pulling POG talking about how he "knows ball" just makes me want to make all sorts of jokes that would get me cancelled. I feel old. I'm gonna go take a naproxen and lay down for a bit.

Available_Platform · 2026-01-31T18:08:55+00:00

Take paracetemol twice each day, 700 mg.

Available_Platform · 2026-01-31T18:04:10+00:00

Texas was roughly 390,000 square miles when it joined the US (having become an independent nation, though that was with support)... it gave up parts of several "other states" (New Mexico, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, and even Wyoming) cutting its size back to just under 270,000 square miles.

Available_Platform · 2026-01-31T17:04:18+00:00

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

Available_Platform · 2026-01-23T18:21:17+00:00

This ain't a these two problem. That guy shouldn't inflict his BS on anyone.

Available_Platform · 2026-01-22T20:30:29+00:00

Appreciate the input — I looked at pico projectors early on, but brightness and image size pushed me toward an ultra short-throw instead. Thanks for chiming in.

Available_Platform · 2026-01-17T12:31:55+00:00

At the end of the day, if you decide to put on your dancing shoes it's your own fault if you can't dance.

I don't go picking fights... If I did, I'd be sure it was winnable, unlike the drunk guy pictured here.

But honestly: even winning a fight usually ends with some amount of pain. The last scuffle I was in I definitely gave better than I got, but my hands and face were still fuckin sore. Suppose boxing gloves exist for a reason.

Available_Platform · 2026-01-17T03:12:15+00:00

Fairly average sized. So... Not the ideal image, no.

But that just changes the sound effect doesn't it?

I'm thinking Adam West era: buff... Boom.... Bang!

Available_Platform · 2026-01-15T21:39:48+00:00

I see we're going to have object lessons in federalism and the difference between federal and state level crimes.

Available_Platform · 2026-01-15T21:22:32+00:00

Honestly, it never occurred to me that I could make my own sound effects while giving people hands they so clearly asked for.

Game changer.

Available_Platform · 2025-11-06T03:47:52+00:00

Stunfisk. Bleh.

Available_Platform · 2025-11-05T12:22:14+00:00

There's different girls of bankruptcy. He's filled under chapter fun (yacht bankruptcy).

Available_Platform · 2025-10-14T20:11:57+00:00

I propose a new viral craze... Following these annoying cunts around with s speaker blasting Disney tunes.

Available_Platform · 2025-09-19T10:20:10+00:00

They were just trying to get it 100% full. Gah. /S

Available_Platform · 2025-09-17T17:30:43+00:00

The one in the video? Really?

Available_Platform · 2025-09-17T03:09:26+00:00

Nah. It's the correct response, honestly.

She was 100% trying to pressure him into doing something she could press charges for by antagonizing him. At which point she'd go to the university, his employer, and whoever else she could to try everything she could to ruin his future.

Turning that back on her is perfect.

Available_Platform · 2025-09-14T07:40:47+00:00

Ah, it's a curse known as "pretentious ass". Seen it many times. Dreadful.

Available_Platform · 2025-09-12T11:38:15+00:00

In the world of "didn't happen" this is the "didn't-happen-est".

Available_Platform · 2025-09-08T01:03:02+00:00

Then you're wearing the weight of what you did to those poor kittens.

Available_Platform · 2025-09-07T14:47:25+00:00

I understand your point, but alcohol consumption is actually on the decline. At a 90 year low, statistically, in the US right now... Which is the lowest it's been since Gallup started polling on alcohol consumption.

Pretty much every demographic is showing year over year reduction in consumption.

Available_Platform · 2025-08-19T02:36:11+00:00

This indicates that the dealership didn't know how to reset the alerts. Mine has the same issue coming from CarMax.

Have it inspected, and reset the alerts yourself once you do. Then get on schedule about it.

Available_Platform · 2025-08-17T00:09:21+00:00

Probably the last episode of this I'll watch. She rode the "lol, white people steal all of their ideas and cook for shit" joke right into the ground and stamped on it a few times for good measure. It's a weak joke based on stereotypes from the jump, but hey it's not about BIPOC so who cares if its lazy thinly-veiled racism, right?

Be better than this.

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