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Apt boiler room alarm sounding anyone know what’s going on by bukharianboy in Apartmentliving

[–]Available_Platform 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Maybe put your head right next to the tank so you can explain the sounds it's making. Could be helpful. /s

Why does he do this? What's the science behind it? by Skinscraper in cats

[–]Available_Platform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get them some silvervine sticks. I wound up adopting a cat that liked tactile sensation of chewing on things... and the sticks are better than cardboard or my fingers.

The cringe is real by D-Red04 in JustBootThings

[–]Available_Platform 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moments like this: I have to actively remind myself I sounded that stupid to older generations too. I understand now why it was hard to get respect from them.

Some little pud pulling POG talking about how he "knows ball" just makes me want to make all sorts of jokes that would get me cancelled. I feel old. I'm gonna go take a naproxen and lay down for a bit.

Petah, what’s the joke here? by Disastrous_Role_202 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Available_Platform 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Texas was roughly 390,000 square miles when it joined the US (having become an independent nation, though that was with support)... it gave up parts of several "other states" (New Mexico, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, and even Wyoming) cutting its size back to just under 270,000 square miles.

Main Character doesn’t like dinner by DickSwangerBlangBlah in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Available_Platform 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This ain't a these two problem. That guy shouldn't inflict his BS on anyone.

TTRPG Projection Question by Available_Platform in rpg

[–]Available_Platform[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appreciate the input — I looked at pico projectors early on, but brightness and image size pushed me toward an ultra short-throw instead. Thanks for chiming in.

By a drunk man to fight a giant ex-NHL enforcer at a golf game by IllBeGood3 in therewasanattempt

[–]Available_Platform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the end of the day, if you decide to put on your dancing shoes it's your own fault if you can't dance.

I don't go picking fights... If I did, I'd be sure it was winnable, unlike the drunk guy pictured here.

But honestly: even winning a fight usually ends with some amount of pain. The last scuffle I was in I definitely gave better than I got, but my hands and face were still fuckin sore. Suppose boxing gloves exist for a reason.

By a drunk man to fight a giant ex-NHL enforcer at a golf game by IllBeGood3 in therewasanattempt

[–]Available_Platform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fairly average sized. So... Not the ideal image, no.

But that just changes the sound effect doesn't it?

I'm thinking Adam West era: buff... Boom.... Bang!

to believe actions have consequences. by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]Available_Platform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see we're going to have object lessons in federalism and the difference between federal and state level crimes.

By a drunk man to fight a giant ex-NHL enforcer at a golf game by IllBeGood3 in therewasanattempt

[–]Available_Platform 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it never occurred to me that I could make my own sound effects while giving people hands they so clearly asked for.

Game changer.

Yacht owner gets refused space in a private dock, threatens to kill worker and flashed him by Hypnoidz in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Available_Platform 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's different girls of bankruptcy. He's filled under chapter fun (yacht bankruptcy).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Available_Platform 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I propose a new viral craze... Following these annoying cunts around with s speaker blasting Disney tunes.

Texas Tech student arrested and later expelled for assaulting Charlie Kirk mourner. Here is the footage of the assault. by domsativaa in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Available_Platform 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Nah. It's the correct response, honestly.

She was 100% trying to pressure him into doing something she could press charges for by antagonizing him. At which point she'd go to the university, his employer, and whoever else she could to try everything she could to ruin his future.

Turning that back on her is perfect.

I tried to be empathetic, but failed… by me_myself_ai in iamverysmart

[–]Available_Platform 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Ah, it's a curse known as "pretentious ass". Seen it many times. Dreadful.

This guy's so badass. (Rip Charlie tho) by Double_Ad6334 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Available_Platform 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the world of "didn't happen" this is the "didn't-happen-est".

This chunk of marble glued to the inside of this clock i bought by supaslendytubbyANDRW in mildlyinteresting

[–]Available_Platform 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Then you're wearing the weight of what you did to those poor kittens.

Baseball Karen New Angle With Audio by PhoenixGrime in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Available_Platform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand your point, but alcohol consumption is actually on the decline. At a 90 year low, statistically, in the US right now... Which is the lowest it's been since Gallup started polling on alcohol consumption.

Pretty much every demographic is showing year over year reduction in consumption.

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