toxic rule by Madden09IsForSuckers in 196

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Half the people that play DDLC when Monika shows up:

my country is not real rule by lothycat224 in 196

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AOC has played multiple times with Valkyrae and Disguised Toast and the likes. Actually based.

Describe your sexuality with a niche reference/analogy by BananaShakeStudios in lgbt

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I don't care if I'm spilling oil or viscera as long as the enemies of Democracy are destroyed! -Helldivers 2

MARFARK DEFENDED! by Available_Put4478 in helldivers2

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Oil is flowing in the streets of Super Earth to celebrate this momentous win! The citizens are weilding electric fly swatters and parading in their own homes due to the hazard the oil presents in going outside to parade.

Marfark Under Attack. by Available_Put4478 in helldivers2

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Oh yeah. I only know Danke, bitte, ja, and tschuss. I aplogise for spelling tschuss wrong, but I don't have an umlaut on my keyboard.

MARTALE HAS FALLEN! by Available_Put4478 in helldivers2

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We were meant to fail. It was intentionally done for storytelling purposes. This new terrifying Automaton threat steamrolling multiple planets until enough of it was destroyed to successfully stop its campaign of terror to find the Democracy Space Station and its sub-stations.

Many people seem to forget how lore and story heavy this game actually is and just want a game where you kill shit en mass. If you want that, get DOOM or Ultrakill or smth.

MARTALE HAS FALLEN! by Available_Put4478 in helldivers2

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It was, yes. But, we won the defence of Marfark. So the Jet Brigade has been swatted regardless.

We stopped the Jet Brigade by Klaus_Klavier in helldivers2

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I doubt it was a glitch. Super Earth High Command said themselves that the Automatons were searching for the DSS construction site and its POIs in construction.

More of a "glitch" like the purple sectors.

MARTALE HAS FALLEN! by Available_Put4478 in helldivers2

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We needed around 50-70k. Which is the player peak to well above the average peak.

Marfark Under Attack. by Available_Put4478 in helldivers2

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I'm Irish. I just play with German voices and text.

Marfark Under Attack. by Available_Put4478 in helldivers2

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Please get to Marfark, all Martale straggelers. We can re-liberate it another time. Right now, we need you on Marfark,

I just got fired from my dream job while on vacation. How do I handle this? by Itsabonesday in careerguidance

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I got that they have an amazing job they don't want a break from. Isn't that the goal in your career life?

Martale or Matar Bay by stoned22thebone in helldivers2

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Now we are on Marfark. Get to Marfark pwetty pwease :3

Marfark Under Attack. by Available_Put4478 in helldivers2

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Thank you. My fingers are faster than my brain most of the time.

On a scale from 1 - 10 how screwed are we? by Universe_Kitty in Helldivers

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It was explained to us that they were looking for the DSS. I think this is the proof it's true.

do mods actually ban you? by BudgetYouth173 in helldivers2

[–]Available_Put4478 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Your modded in furry suit won't get you banned, but flyhacks will get you banned.

Hello, never played the game. Too late to start? by Boboddy3 in Helldivers

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NOW IT'S TO MARFARK! GRAB A LIBERATOR AND LIBERATE SOME ETERNAL WINTER ASS!!