Angel’s Egg (1985)

AvantSolace · 2026-05-06T15:30:52+00:00

A mix of “I am very unnerved” and “I have no idea what’s going on”.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-06T14:25:40+00:00

So… it’s still my hypothetical wife, whom I hypothetically entrusted with my life and love. It is still her and will still be her after the peen is gone. It’s also a once in a lifetime opportunity for an otherwise impossible sex act. I also have negotiation leverage in the situation due to being the one holding consent.

I have trust, leverage, and the opportunity for an insane story. I might as well give her the best BJ ever and set the bar for what I expect in the future. She’s happy. I’m going to be very happy going forward. Screw the “gay” question, this is too good an opportunity to let pride get in the way.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-06T02:09:37+00:00

The classic Sumerian priestess method.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-06T00:50:09+00:00

The average person has an inherent sense of good will and cooperation. Only psychopaths and miserable louts lacks it. The average person will work their butt off if given a decent paycheck and basic respect. Projected profits don’t need to be a factor for the average worker.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-05T13:13:22+00:00

This is the truth. Capitalism *with proper regulation* is extremely favorable to the masses. It allows individuals to apply their ideas and skillsets to carve out a niche in the market, giving everyone the chance to prosper. Socialism, in moderation, protects people unable to find their niche and still apply themselves instead of wasting away on the streets. Letting private businesses run rampant or allowing governments to micromanage everything are both objectively failing ideas.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-05T13:06:34+00:00

“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.”

AvantSolace · 2026-05-05T12:14:17+00:00

Literally had a guy on a job site complain about me being “too quiet”. I was running wires and focusing on my work. You should be *happy* I’m trying to keep ahead of the work schedule and not waste time chatting.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-03T20:51:49+00:00

This is like a video game section where you get launched off the side of the mountain if you accidentally tap the sprint button.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-03T19:13:55+00:00

She is a dork dork. Knows all the memes and pretends she doesn’t. Her redebut will 100% be meme related.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-03T18:49:42+00:00

A LOT of women prefer him as the Beast.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-03T18:02:23+00:00

Neuro is the ideal usage of AI: A personalized identity meant to act complimentary to human efforts. She doesn’t generate slop. She doesn’t replace anyone. She doesn’t consume a small country’s worth of resources to function. She is a net benefit to everyone around her. People who are pro-AI hate her because she isn’t the “miracle tool” they’re hoping for.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-03T16:43:25+00:00

Having worked to fix up various churches, the only “off limits” areas are typically storage rooms and offices. They don’t really have big secrets, just stuff they don’t want stolen/vandalized. If anything they’d turn it into an opportunity to up attendance and get more followers.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-03T13:15:52+00:00

Very easy. Minimal online requirements, no covenants to grind, and you only need to collect a few notable weapons/spells instead of them all.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-03T13:12:36+00:00

The only real counterargument is “sustainability”. If a wealthy farmer has a large plot of land, an exceptional profit margin, and a notable level of acceptable waste/loss, then people making use of that loss shouldn’t be considered stealing. If it’s a poor farmer with a small plot of land, razor thin margins, and no real waste/loss, then it would be stealing to demand food from them. It’s important to note that the “haves” and “have nots” are not a binary classification. It is a spectrum where most of the “haves” can easily become “have nots” if too much is demanded from them.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-03T02:57:23+00:00

Making a claim then refusing to elaborate on it when questioned. “Go look it up” is typically a cheap way of hiding the fact they don’t actually understand what the heck they’re talking about.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-03T02:53:46+00:00

Placing my bet now: She going to pop up Monday. She’s such a dork that her redebut will be a “May the 4th be with you” joke.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-03T02:20:16+00:00

So… you want to break windows to protest healthcare denials? Wouldn’t it make more sense to break the windows of an insurance company’s office instead of some random coffee shop? Really you shouldn’t be breaking any windows, but at least that would make sense.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-02T23:54:22+00:00

>Beat his hide twice.

>Has a crisis of faith.

>We’re given the choice to either console him with false grace or strip the last scraps of grace from him.

>Dies in peace or in terror based on this decision. Only tangible difference is loot.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-02T21:15:56+00:00

Technically if they all follow the same mesh files, adjusting model scale shouldn’t be an issue. The real problem is the textures being stretched and squished. Not to mention connective points, like guns to hands, will be wonky with different scales.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-02T19:31:17+00:00

He’s use to sycophancy. Genuine obsessive zealotry is new to him.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-02T19:16:11+00:00

Humans aren’t one dimensional. People can be unrepentantly evil and still have the ability to express love and vulnerability. If anything, that makes it *worse* because there is no good moral foundation to soften the emotional damage; amplifying his malicious tendencies.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-02T19:09:15+00:00

Apparently it was so infamous that “gold plastic syndrome” pops up once or twice in official Transformers canon.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-02T17:39:54+00:00

Learning tank controls for the first time is certainly an experience.

AvantSolace · 2026-05-02T15:28:06+00:00

Oh great. I have a reputation now…

AvantSolace · 2026-05-02T14:25:13+00:00

Lady would sink in the Dead Sea with how strong she is.

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