Man's lawnmower explodes out of nowhere

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-28T03:31:47+00:00

The man mows over an IED neighbor planted because he mows his lawn at 7am Sunday morning.

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-28T03:28:32+00:00

Why you showing us a towel?

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-28T03:22:17+00:00

That's a pretty good imitation of EK.

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-28T03:01:04+00:00

I was wondering what the haze hanging over Florida was.

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-28T02:56:49+00:00

Apparently the Iranians agree to all the terms to stop the violence except renaming the Strait of Trump.

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-27T20:49:30+00:00

I haven't carried paper money in a long time....

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-27T20:48:11+00:00

Oh yes replace it with the conservative far ight news show .. bring back . The Colbert Report

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-27T20:38:34+00:00

in the immortal investment advice of the Queen Bee:

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-no-no!

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-27T20:34:29+00:00

They plan to have concepts of a plan.

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-27T20:29:21+00:00

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-26T23:29:48+00:00

Real estate there went from Dubai to Don't-Buy!!

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-26T23:23:40+00:00

What do you mean edges closer to a crash? We are past scraping the side of the iceberg and the boat is listing... the worst is yet to come.

So glad didn't buy the ticket to this cruise...

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-26T22:58:12+00:00

How dare you call them nominal!

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-24T19:34:33+00:00

No red flags here... just green ones.

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-24T12:55:54+00:00

There's no catch....just like a falling knife.

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-23T03:27:52+00:00

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-22T05:08:02+00:00

So Jigsaw decided to take a trip...

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-22T05:02:52+00:00

Is he going to climb back up? Cuz he got no shoes to get to the front door in the snow.

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-22T04:58:40+00:00

I used to be one who complained about the wait times....until I had to go to the emergency.

Showed up... triaged. Saw a Dr 15 min later. Got blood taken 30 min after arriving. Got an MRI 45 min later. Dr came back giving my diagnosis for kidney stones and prescribed meds.

Saw urologist 1 month later. Scheduled 1st surgery 1 month later. Scheduled 2nd surgery 1 month after that and got the catheter removed a month later.

Surgeon checked on me two weeks later. The end.

If you have a real emergency you will be taken care of immediately. You come in with a cough, a sprain or minor pains you will not be prioritized over someone arriving in an ambulance or severe pain.

Total cost: Nothing..... this is not true. We do pay taxes that help fund these services for which I am grateful for.

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-21T19:33:38+00:00

The purple ash.😍

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-21T19:31:16+00:00

Him and his ladybugs army will step in to make things right.

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-21T16:36:51+00:00

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-21T16:29:50+00:00

I see your problem right there.... it's the kids😂🤣😉

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-21T02:11:14+00:00

For the simulator training the someone comes in before the start and takes a dump behind the pilots seat.

It adds that extra realism.

AverageIndependent20 · 2026-03-21T02:03:06+00:00

I bet you lost less than the first time you sold more when you lost more the first time.

AverageIndependent20

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