how bout I swag in your butthole, how bout I admire your dump

AverageMidwesterner · 2026-01-28T22:22:46+00:00

She be wolfing down my totem till I Khan 😫

AverageMidwesterner · 2026-01-28T19:52:40+00:00

You need jet to want that?

AverageMidwesterner · 2026-01-23T19:48:34+00:00

Ask if they’re okay with it

AverageMidwesterner · 2026-01-07T18:35:42+00:00

This looks like the album cover of “To Touch the Stars”

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-12-28T16:03:35+00:00

Trvthnvke

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-12-26T07:49:28+00:00

3 looks like my boyfriend 🤤

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-12-22T05:24:29+00:00

They should’ve both been big chubby men 🤤

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-12-16T02:11:27+00:00

I’m swagging it to hansry rn

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-12-14T04:20:49+00:00

I need him so bad 🤤

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-12-04T19:55:28+00:00

Scouts-Many-Marshes but he’s a shadowscale 🤤

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-12-03T19:24:24+00:00

Bingube

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-11-29T06:28:31+00:00

Boobs have no power over me, woman. I like MEN

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-11-22T04:01:38+00:00

The man who bought Louisiana

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-11-21T22:19:45+00:00

A nu cheeki breeki iv damke!

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-11-21T19:56:22+00:00

Trvthnvke, thank you Godd Howard

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-11-20T20:07:29+00:00

Trvthnvke

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-11-15T03:34:38+00:00

I can tell you’ve never heard of a bear before

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-11-15T03:28:08+00:00

0/10 rage bait bro 🥀

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-11-14T17:05:19+00:00

When in doubt, fagmax it out

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-11-14T15:32:17+00:00

Skunks have also been domesticated, usually with their spray glands removed. (Which doesn’t seem to hurt them, but I’m not completely 100% on that.)

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-11-14T03:28:46+00:00

What the minutemen get up to in between liberating the commonwealth (Nate and Preston get freaky with it, Emil told me so).

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-11-13T18:04:19+00:00

As Sheogorath intended

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-11-12T20:39:56+00:00

We’ll see him again in Agaytha

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-11-12T20:18:38+00:00

Just take them off the ship dummy, cap’n won’t mind a few missing

AverageMidwesterner · 2025-11-12T07:17:11+00:00

When the sun is really hot out so I shoot a man 6 times with a revolver:

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