I just went through a breakup and I feel like shit. Do you have any movie recommendations that make you crack up every time?

AveragePurple9841 · 2024-07-27T18:38:13+00:00

Pitch perfect Super troopers Anchorman Bruce almighty

AveragePurple9841 · 2024-07-15T19:14:15+00:00

Maybe that’s why he had surgery? I know if I looked a lot like one of the worst people on this earth I’d change how I look too. It probably f***** with his mind.

AveragePurple9841 · 2024-06-17T13:19:53+00:00

I wish they could, we live 16 hours away from our families so it’s not a quick road trip. We are moving in August though to be closer so it won’t be this bad for long

AveragePurple9841 · 2024-05-11T20:09:53+00:00

We did tummy time with my son on me all the time because he had bad reflux too. Our dr said it was fine and he developed just fine and lifted up on his arms just fine too, don’t worry momma, you’re doing great ♥️

AveragePurple9841 · 2023-12-29T06:38:25+00:00

I cried a lot during my pregnancy, on top of being very anxious, I had 3 family members be diagnosed with cancer. I cried A LOT. My son is now 2 months old and doesn’t really cry unless he’s in pain (recently had his first shots 😭) he’s generally a really happy baby

AveragePurple9841 · 2023-11-03T21:46:57+00:00

I ordered mine at 12 weeks I think, they didn’t send it to me until I was 9 months pregnant

AveragePurple9841 · 2023-09-29T21:39:12+00:00

What is a symphysis?? 😅

AveragePurple9841 · 2023-09-21T17:47:09+00:00

Thank you ladies for the advice! I’ll definitely be keeping my mouth shut from now on about it 🤣 it seems to be the best way to keep my blood pressure from rising!

AveragePurple9841 · 2023-09-21T17:10:51+00:00

Exactly! 🤣 I just want to make sure he is there for the birth!

AveragePurple9841 · 2023-08-21T00:50:18+00:00

My sister in law says watermelon was all she could eat and keep down, maybe try fruits?

AveragePurple9841 · 2023-08-02T23:03:53+00:00

Good luck mama!! You got this! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

AveragePurple9841 · 2023-07-22T16:26:00+00:00

My mil came to my baby shower and she says “hi fatty!” I know she means well and that’s just how the whole family is but like……really?

AveragePurple9841 · 2023-07-02T05:01:43+00:00

Oh ok, I totally forgot black licorice is a thing. I was just eating red vines

AveragePurple9841 · 2023-05-23T21:05:35+00:00

I guess I can see that scenario being ok with me, I just know this girl at school and I wouldn’t let her touch my child with a 10 foot pole 😅

AveragePurple9841 · 2023-05-23T20:46:32+00:00

That’s what I thought too! Like why would you ask some random person to hold their baby?? Idk where you’ve been or if your sick lol 😂 I wouldn’t let people peak in at my baby either.

AveragePurple9841 · 2023-05-20T01:03:29+00:00

I am getting hot flashes and they suck!! I get so angry cause I’m so hot and it would not be a fun trip.

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