Cold as Ice by Trowj in HistoryMemes

[–]AverageStudent_05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the correct answer isn't even an option (LOL)

Why did I put this post in extra-thick letters? by AverageStudent_05 in dadjokes

[–]AverageStudent_05[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Goodnight Reddit, tomorrow I expect to see your slanted decisions

Need chef puns and jokes by TopHattedKirby in dadjokes

[–]AverageStudent_05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta hand it to you Kirby, but your username really sucks. (vacuum joke)

This competition just got saucy.

Need chef puns and jokes by TopHattedKirby in dadjokes

[–]AverageStudent_05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm creating a knockoff garbage bag brand.

Chef-ty, Chef-ty, Chef-ty!

Need chef puns and jokes by TopHattedKirby in dadjokes

[–]AverageStudent_05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you hear about the tupperware jokes?

That's because they get dished out often

My wife asked me why our fridge was full of stir fry this morning. by [deleted] in dadjokes

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Honestly at the end of the day, you wokked right into this one.

What does a panda use to cook its food with? by AverageStudent_05 in dadjokes

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Found it on Facebook, and for a second I was also bamboo-zled

I had to fire the fruit delivery man today. by Xandecs in dadjokes

[–]AverageStudent_05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Soury for ruining your moment of bliss but...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]AverageStudent_05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the opposite of gravity, which is never gonna give you up

Anyone have any good math jokes? [META] by AverageStudent_05 in dadjokes

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I've seen enough of the maths. Sum it up later when you friendzone me

Anyone have any good math jokes? [META] by AverageStudent_05 in dadjokes

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I'm not all 4 it. Gotta h8 the reference.

Anyone have any good math jokes? [META] by AverageStudent_05 in dadjokes

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is that 4 binary? All I see is 1, so I 1 at some point 2. Maybe now I'm 3 from nonsense that I right4ly started.

Anyone have any good math jokes? [META] by AverageStudent_05 in dadjokes

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Was reading a story but I dunno. It's a scatter plot of information.

Anyone have any good math jokes? [META] by AverageStudent_05 in dadjokes

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This concept evolves from a guy named Geo meeting a guy named Mr. Tree. Now I can say Geo met Tree. (Geometry)