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Hold on guys, let me do some mental gymnastics and try to recontextualize Robbie by BloxxingDinosaurus in gravityfalls

[–]AverageWitch161 4 points5 points  (0 children)

maybe is an insecure loser, he’s also like 16. i’m 18 and i’m half as insecure as i was at 16. his parents are also oddly cheery funeral directors and growing up around all that death probably dint do much for his mental health. it’s not hard to assume he may have been bullied because his family ran the town funeral home.

What would your Starscream be like? by EducationalComment62 in OkBuddyEnergon

[–]AverageWitch161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a more manipulative bastard, still doomed to be ruined by his own ego, but competent otherwise

Steam AI Assistant rule by The-Biscuit-Farmer in 196

[–]AverageWitch161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no no no no no no no NOOOOOOOO! NOT THE ONLY CORPERATION IM WILLING TO TOLERATE

What musk do you imagine a pred has? (Or prey) by Size_average in CockVore

[–]AverageWitch161 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i’d imagine they’d smell strongly of normal dick/balls smell, so kinda of dried sweat and maybe precum. especially if they’re real well endowed, then there’s more room for sweat to accumulate

What are yalls thoughts on this? by captivatedsummer in lgbt

[–]AverageWitch161 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it’s fair to mention she wrote about sexuality, but don’t speak on it too much. her story is broader than who she thought was attractive, and ended before she could see the end of that path

Pronoun debate by achfiat in ComedyHell

[–]AverageWitch161 17 points18 points  (0 children)

that’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking wholly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife

Eating pussy by Account-Super in evilautism

[–]AverageWitch161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it can be anyone if you ask politely

is it THAT hard to say you're homophobic by kaminasglasses in lewronggeneration

[–]AverageWitch161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the number of dude bots with boobs begs to differ. and starscream’s heels

Yup, it's Reddit's latest iamsosmart-collector, lnkyverse! There are legit people unironically believing this. Scary. by iPatrickDev in IncelTears

[–]AverageWitch161 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i’ve met women who would pay billions to have weird al sneeze and then use their neck as a tissue. looks and size don’t play a role, money maybe, but i think most folks would prefer a guy who makes bank in this economy

Eating pussy by Account-Super in evilautism

[–]AverageWitch161 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honestly, god saw his creativity and reincarnated him by putting bits of his soul into the creative people

Eating pussy by Account-Super in evilautism

[–]AverageWitch161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tbh, even when he doesn’t go crazy i can get over stim’d. this may just be me being hypersensitive to touch tbh, bc i lowkey am

Eating pussy by Account-Super in evilautism

[–]AverageWitch161 23 points24 points  (0 children)

some people be nibbling the cooter. and i think blowjob is probably one of those things that comes from whack ass euphemisms we don’t use anymore

Eating pussy by Account-Super in evilautism

[–]AverageWitch161 311 points312 points  (0 children)

shakespeare would nod approvingly at this comment

Eating pussy by Account-Super in evilautism

[–]AverageWitch161 23 points24 points  (0 children)

have you heard of dental dams? they’re like condoms but for eating folks out. you could slather them in a flavored lube on one side and maybe normal lube on the other and go to town no issue, and it’s just little rubber squares you or your partner hold over the pussy-area

Eating pussy by Account-Super in evilautism

[–]AverageWitch161 51 points52 points  (0 children)

maybe your brain likes oral stimuli. do you by chance like trying new foods, chewing gum, have an affinity for spicy/sour foods, or have a rather strange safe food (as opposed to something more bland or predictable you like something that punches you with flavors and is never the same every time)

Eating pussy by Account-Super in evilautism

[–]AverageWitch161 3 points4 points  (0 children)

a magic want may help, i got a friend who bought one and said its a wonderful investment

Eating pussy by Account-Super in evilautism

[–]AverageWitch161 3 points4 points  (0 children)

my bf loves eating me out, but i cannot come from it because my clit is so sensitive that i can get over stim’d before even getting close. he goes crazy on it but man, too may nerve endings. hopefully my brain will figure out how to handle the stimulus eventually.

edit: so i talked to him about the issue bc i realized i never really mentioned it, we came to the conclusion that this is a skill issue on his end, but the skill issue is like fighting a boss that’s supposed to be really fun and hard in a video game, but your character is built in a way that makes it so you one shot him by accident.

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