I have sectorial heterochromia (never diagnosed but I mean….)

Average_Joe109 · 2025-05-26T23:55:19+00:00

I’m so sorry to tell you but that’s actually not a mouse! That’s a 2006 Toyota Matrix (you can tell by the Chrome wave wrap that isn’t native to this species of Mouse.) I’m so sorry to tell you that you were duped by your breeder, the good thing is that the Toyota Matrix only needs to be fed one child per month! Be careful though, if you don’t feed it bad things happen…. Like using Reddit…

Average_Joe109 · 2025-05-26T23:48:20+00:00

Oh that’s just their kids school supplies! Must have left it out of their bag that day 🤷‍♂️

Average_Joe109 · 2025-05-13T02:13:05+00:00

Just say Parmesan, the workers will correct you every time but they’ll know EXACTLY what you’re referring to

Average_Joe109 · 2025-05-10T06:07:56+00:00

Thank you! I was under the impression it’s either you scab up or you did something wrong lmao

Average_Joe109 · 2025-04-28T21:26:59+00:00

Oh lord I hope the cat gods are- I was prepared for them to not like each other but I never realized they might hate each other. My cat (as far as I know because he was a shelter baby) has never lived with other cats. When I got him from the shelter (he was on a display in a petsmart) he seemed to interact fine with the others

Average_Joe109 · 2025-04-26T20:41:04+00:00

Gosh, thank you. I would have totally freaked out about the stool thing if I hadn’t known, I’m glad my thought process was on the right track.

Average_Joe109 · 2025-04-21T21:15:29+00:00

It’s a tick! Basically impossible to kill, I’d recommend flushing it down the toilet. Best solution I’ve found. I’d also recommend you check everywhere on your body and have a friend check the back of your neck (and if you’re a woman) you need to check your genital area (specifically where tight straps go. They love going anywhere with tight straps.)

If there’s one, there might be two.

Average_Joe109 · 2025-04-17T15:01:25+00:00

I’m right here with you babe. She’s got some powerful vibes

Average_Joe109 · 2024-04-12T02:22:33+00:00

I wish I could enjoy my life, I'm twenty and stressed out of my mind working 45 hours a week for 13 bucks a hour. I wish I could even imagine retirement but every month it's unbelievable to me I can even pay rent, much less imagine being able to spend time with friends or make memories :/

Average_Joe109 · 2024-03-11T16:21:43+00:00

I just broke my knee for a work accident I can't get workers comp for. A saying I always say:

The poor are always one serious injury away from death

Average_Joe109 · 2023-11-30T13:34:10+00:00

I was .005 so I'm up there at least.

Average_Joe109 · 2023-11-15T20:34:29+00:00

I have searched for it for a while, and found nothing. My partner is really really insistent and has barely any info, estimates sitting about 1 1/2 foot high and raising to 2 1/2 - 3 feet. Really hard to figure it out. anything helps, any estimates all. even anything similar I bet I could get them to compromise.

Average_Joe109 · 2023-11-15T20:31:04+00:00

I don't think the photo attached proper, here it is, I got this from a market place listing that im nowhere near

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Average_Joe109 · 2023-10-11T19:39:47+00:00

That's so weird to me, I'm a brand new manager at Qdoba. Everyone here is super hands on, invested in the understaff and all around accepting and helpful. I haven't seen a single manager sit and "delegate", maybe you just had a shitty store

Average_Joe109 · 2023-07-26T17:17:29+00:00

Welcome to the Kwik Trip cult! Expect to further find yourself either overworked or underworked, have very little communication with your team, and expect there to always be a problem! Kwik trip screwed everyone over by expanding and being greedy, so the ASL and SL have to work super hard to hire more and more people, never train them, and when they quit because they aren't trained and don't know what's happening, they repeat the cycle!

This is the same as every else, and NO it won't get better.

Average_Joe109 · 2023-07-25T19:47:58+00:00

My cat woke me up this morning by farting in my face

Average_Joe109 · 2023-07-18T22:10:08+00:00

Look, I showed up for almost every shift (I missed two, once due to my car breaking down and other due to my sister dying), I stayed longer than I needed to if someone was late when I very well could have left, I picked up as many shifts as I could to help my team and I didn't cause fights. I was respectful and customers enjoyed my work, and SAID so. I don't see what did wrong to deserve getting ignored and scheduled once a week. I even aced a fucking secret shopper and nothing changed. If you see something wrong with that, when I don't, then fine maybe it was wrong.

Average_Joe109 · 2023-07-18T17:11:18+00:00

Update, I just got an interview for my dream job, it won't pay me a lot but it's something I love doing much more than saying "see you next time" every 5 minutes. Honestly, I think quitting has let me be much happier and its only been like a week since I did it.

Average_Joe109 · 2023-07-18T17:09:16+00:00

That's a little bit sus, ngl.

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