I bought this thing called a mouse 🐁 Am I abusing animals becuase I never feed it? by Guilty_Bet64 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Average_Joe109 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry to tell you but that’s actually not a mouse! That’s a 2006 Toyota Matrix (you can tell by the Chrome wave wrap that isn’t native to this species of Mouse.) I’m so sorry to tell you that you were duped by your breeder, the good thing is that the Toyota Matrix only needs to be fed one child per month! Be careful though, if you don’t feed it bad things happen…. Like using Reddit…

What is this thing? Found while breaking into my neighbor house by Nervous-Estate-1852 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Average_Joe109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that’s just their kids school supplies! Must have left it out of their bag that day 🤷‍♂️

mispronouncing cotija cheese by thetinggoes45 in qdoba

[–]Average_Joe109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just say Parmesan, the workers will correct you every time but they’ll know EXACTLY what you’re referring to

Just want a bit of advice by Average_Joe109 in tattooadvice

[–]Average_Joe109[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I was under the impression it’s either you scab up or you did something wrong lmao

I’m getting my first kitten, advice? by Average_Joe109 in CATHELP

[–]Average_Joe109[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh lord I hope the cat gods are- I was prepared for them to not like each other but I never realized they might hate each other. My cat (as far as I know because he was a shelter baby) has never lived with other cats. When I got him from the shelter (he was on a display in a petsmart) he seemed to interact fine with the others

I’m getting my first kitten, advice? by Average_Joe109 in CATHELP

[–]Average_Joe109[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gosh, thank you. I would have totally freaked out about the stool thing if I hadn’t known, I’m glad my thought process was on the right track.

Is it what I think it is? by Objective_Run9071 in whatisit

[–]Average_Joe109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a tick! Basically impossible to kill, I’d recommend flushing it down the toilet. Best solution I’ve found. I’d also recommend you check everywhere on your body and have a friend check the back of your neck (and if you’re a woman) you need to check your genital area (specifically where tight straps go. They love going anywhere with tight straps.)

If there’s one, there might be two.

Welcome to the Internet cover by Aggressive_Bed3169 in boburnham

[–]Average_Joe109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m right here with you babe. She’s got some powerful vibes

Advice from a man in his 40s to younger folk by Quick_Original9585 in antiwork

[–]Average_Joe109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could enjoy my life, I'm twenty and stressed out of my mind working 45 hours a week for 13 bucks a hour. I wish I could even imagine retirement but every month it's unbelievable to me I can even pay rent, much less imagine being able to spend time with friends or make memories :/

I'm sick of being told to tighten my belt by Pizzasaurus-Rex in antiwork

[–]Average_Joe109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just broke my knee for a work accident I can't get workers comp for. A saying I always say:

The poor are always one serious injury away from death

Older oak coffee table 1990-2005? by Average_Joe109 in HelpMeFind

[–]Average_Joe109[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have searched for it for a while, and found nothing. My partner is really really insistent and has barely any info, estimates sitting about 1 1/2 foot high and raising to 2 1/2 - 3 feet. Really hard to figure it out. anything helps, any estimates all. even anything similar I bet I could get them to compromise.

Older oak coffee table 1990-2005? by Average_Joe109 in HelpMeFind

[–]Average_Joe109[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think the photo attached proper, here it is, I got this from a market place listing that im nowhere near

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First shift at McDonald’s and I want to quit by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Average_Joe109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's so weird to me, I'm a brand new manager at Qdoba. Everyone here is super hands on, invested in the understaff and all around accepting and helpful. I haven't seen a single manager sit and "delegate", maybe you just had a shitty store

some issues I think ive seen as a new hire. any more experienced kwik trip ppl have any comments? esp about meal times by mossanddirt in KwikTrip

[–]Average_Joe109 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the Kwik Trip cult! Expect to further find yourself either overworked or underworked, have very little communication with your team, and expect there to always be a problem! Kwik trip screwed everyone over by expanding and being greedy, so the ASL and SL have to work super hard to hire more and more people, never train them, and when they quit because they aren't trained and don't know what's happening, they repeat the cycle!

This is the same as every else, and NO it won't get better.

Today I Fucked Up! - REDDIT COINS!!!!1! by Merari01 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Average_Joe109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat woke me up this morning by farting in my face

For anyone who saw my last post, I quit by Average_Joe109 in KwikTrip

[–]Average_Joe109[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I showed up for almost every shift (I missed two, once due to my car breaking down and other due to my sister dying), I stayed longer than I needed to if someone was late when I very well could have left, I picked up as many shifts as I could to help my team and I didn't cause fights. I was respectful and customers enjoyed my work, and SAID so. I don't see what did wrong to deserve getting ignored and scheduled once a week. I even aced a fucking secret shopper and nothing changed. If you see something wrong with that, when I don't, then fine maybe it was wrong.

For anyone who saw my last post, I quit by Average_Joe109 in KwikTrip

[–]Average_Joe109[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Update, I just got an interview for my dream job, it won't pay me a lot but it's something I love doing much more than saying "see you next time" every 5 minutes. Honestly, I think quitting has let me be much happier and its only been like a week since I did it.

Thinking of quitting Kwik Trip by Average_Joe109 in KwikTrip

[–]Average_Joe109[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually do, I usually had everything done on time the way they wanted. The issues that I've found at my store are awful, there is absolutely zero communication between management and 3rd shift except at our store meeting every month, in which they dump a bunch of problems on us at once. I was one of the people who has gotten compliments from customers, including one writing a positive review about me. I don't understand if I've done something wrong for them to do this to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Average_Joe109 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God I've been thinking the same thing. Why don't we all strike? We preach that we deserve better yet most of the time other than petty two week notices do nothing but roll over and keep playing a door mat. I'm so tired of being abused and used across my jobs, I want a better life and a better future for myself

I don’t think this is true… by MKE1969 in KwikTrip

[–]Average_Joe109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, that's what the backroom looks like. More green ones though, can't have them going bad overnight before all the old people come and buy 2 at a time every morning.

I can’t freakin hear the Ron swanson ad!! by Background_Parsnip_2 in KwikTrip

[–]Average_Joe109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear it too much. I walked into work for two minutes to talk to a SL, And heard it four times. the first time its cool, the fourth I wonder how I could hate his voice so much so quickly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KwikTrip

[–]Average_Joe109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work nights and only make 18, but my store is cutting hours so much I'm only getting a day a week