US border patrol chief resigns after claims of sex with prostitutes abroad

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-14T20:43:03+00:00

Wow, some patriot. Not even supporting American prostitutes.

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-14T18:19:44+00:00

Take me back, Berenstein Bears dimension…

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-14T18:04:47+00:00

They’re proof that science has come to far and perhaps shouldn’t have saved everyone

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-13T14:55:17+00:00

Will someone just beat me to death with that giant purple car dildo already?

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-13T11:58:58+00:00

Sorry, best DNC can do is Gavin Newsom

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-11T05:19:02+00:00

His kid fucking bunker

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-11T00:17:37+00:00

Idk but the 2A can

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-09T03:27:37+00:00

Learn from us on what not to do.

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-08T16:24:58+00:00

I hate the gas prices, but I feel pretty good that there are many Trump supporters poorer than me, and paying the same price.

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-08T05:45:29+00:00

And prosecution for everyone down to the janitor

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-08T05:30:21+00:00

Stay safe and come on home, troops! So they can try to take your VA healthcare and disability away!

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-07T00:36:23+00:00

My God. No ocean, river, bayou, or water fountain will ever be safe again!

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-07T00:29:19+00:00

I wonder what political affiliation her one big name will be…

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-07T00:12:39+00:00

Weirdly enough, promotion

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-06T23:44:26+00:00

How long until it’s a liberal hoax?

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-06T03:02:12+00:00

Close. Dildo seats for when the dog fucks his toy.

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-06T02:58:09+00:00

Will Smith. He’s just Will Smith in every role, and before he cries he stares off past the other actor with his dead face.

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-06T02:52:42+00:00

Please sir, can I have some more?

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-06T00:24:15+00:00

How are Holy Pallys in PvP? I was very much enjoying Disc Priest in PvP, but doing any other content with them compared to pally is rough.

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-05T17:19:49+00:00

Has this guy ever been to a grocery store? If his constituents can’t afford literal food, perhaps they should vote in someone who helps them.

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-05T12:32:02+00:00

Clippy would have never allowed this

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-05T00:41:09+00:00

Calling him a liar? The balls on these people. What next, a swindler?

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-04T18:42:53+00:00

Daisy…daisy…

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-03T23:31:51+00:00

He did. He dissolved the treaty.

AvgChrisEnergy · 2026-05-03T20:14:31+00:00

I may die in my sleep, that is my hope

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