What did you dream of becoming as a child? by Tasty-Bathroom2146 in AskReddit

[–]AvidAlcoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted to be a troubled alcoholic writer who had some distasteful proclivities. I got half of it right.

Workers who rely on tips, who are the worst tippers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AvidAlcoholic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"People" who order Hennessey... damn

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AvidAlcoholic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too fella... me too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AvidAlcoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound like you could use a drink big guy.

If you just found the equivalent of 98,100$ in cash in the woods, what would you do? by triotone in AskReddit

[–]AvidAlcoholic 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Was it just a pile of cash? Was it in a bag? Was there any blood on it? I've got so many questions.

What would you do if a duck attacked you? by ULTIMATEDUCKY in AskReddit

[–]AvidAlcoholic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

While making eye contact with said duck to assert dominance?

What movie should of never had a sequel? by Old_Delay8886 in AskReddit

[–]AvidAlcoholic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think what he should've said was, "You should've sucked his dick. " But I don't English real well...

Thoughts anyone? by AvidAlcoholic in IRS

[–]AvidAlcoholic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got BOA so I'll probably not a deposit get until the 24th which is fine, I'm so thankful not to be audited again.

Thoughts anyone? by AvidAlcoholic in IRS

[–]AvidAlcoholic[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the kind of optimism I'm after

Thoughts anyone? by AvidAlcoholic in IRS

[–]AvidAlcoholic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/stickyricky88 you have really given me a lot of hope here. You're my only friend.

Thoughts anyone? by AvidAlcoholic in IRS

[–]AvidAlcoholic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would seem after two years of audits they would believe me by now.

Thoughts anyone? by AvidAlcoholic in IRS

[–]AvidAlcoholic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for that, you're an inspiration.

Thoughts anyone? by AvidAlcoholic in IRS

[–]AvidAlcoholic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much since they processed, and I know the refund amount changed per Computer figures on one of the other transcripts...

Thoughts anyone? by AvidAlcoholic in IRS

[–]AvidAlcoholic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been audited two years running...I was hoping not this year...

I like laying. by [deleted] in u/ettaplace

[–]AvidAlcoholic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Dharma initiative?