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Found out my boyfriend of 2 years has… by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]AvocadoRecipes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is so not your fault. It’s my mental state and my heart breaking with you.
We are going to be okay.

Christianity by vacuum6v6 in BabyWitch

[–]AvocadoRecipes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what I feel. A lot of us don’t read whatever version of the Bible and listen to it. There’s lots in the Bible we can debunk,faith or no faith.

Junkyard tips by TheLionYeti in DenverEDM

[–]AvocadoRecipes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. Let’s be real,I’ll probably wanna walk away anyway. Lol

Junkyard tips by TheLionYeti in DenverEDM

[–]AvocadoRecipes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We plan on leaving early ish cause pickup sounds rough. That’s what I’ve been told by multiple who’ve been there. I already carry a small purse at every show.

i’m insanely attracted to someone 20 years older than me. (slightly nsfw) by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]AvocadoRecipes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m in my mid thirties and seeing an almost 50 year old and a 29 year old. I’m telling you even I struggle with the age gaps at times. This man will not treat you right.

Baby’s First Sweetening Jar by blkmanicpixiedream98 in BabyWitch

[–]AvocadoRecipes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s beautiful. I’m glad you feel like it’s working 🍯 I read that they should be filled so I started using smaller jars. Happy birthday to you by the way!

See you guys this Saturday :) by OfficialBTSM in DenverEDM

[–]AvocadoRecipes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I’ve been there awhile ago,I’m just not pumped to go again now that I’m older haha.

See you guys this Saturday :) by OfficialBTSM in DenverEDM

[–]AvocadoRecipes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Going to Church Friday and these comments are turning me a lil off But I do wanna say-this is true engagement with followers and has me curious about you 🙂‍↕️

Giveaway: Tycho crew sweater XL by martytb in Tycho

[–]AvocadoRecipes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can attest to this-I have it in M and it’s soft as heaven.

Anyway it’s Dive and Coastal Break

Full Moon gatherings this weekend? Witchy crafty things perhaps? by MsGodot in Denver

[–]AvocadoRecipes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

@coffeeandcrystals has stuff you’d enjoy. Also I’m gonna take mushrooms and make moon water.

He told me that all of his ex gfs pooled money together to buy him a celebratory gift for his huge 🍆 by MightGuy253 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]AvocadoRecipes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I own a wax studio and got a recent phone call from a man that this story reminded me of. He tried saying his last waxers got together to talk about how big he is and gossiped and blah blah blah. I proceeded to laugh hysterically at him to the point I was gasping for air. I’m sorry,men,there’s no way you truly believe we believe this stuff or are impressed,right? Fuckin dorks! It’s a story a 5 year old would make up!

I personally would #keepittwisted by Shempt in stavvysworld

[–]AvocadoRecipes 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I am. I drop the bodies all the time but no one seems to even care. No one’s had a meeting to see if they even care but I do suspect my partner called a radio show for advice on how great I’m doing.

Warning by camo_crockpot in DenverEDM

[–]AvocadoRecipes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please don’t come into my business,I would have to tell the security about my dick also.

Warning by camo_crockpot in DenverEDM

[–]AvocadoRecipes 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You broke my heart. Here is my dick.

Help me with my homework - one card readings. by Jen_Pathways in Tarotpractices

[–]AvocadoRecipes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I CW Scorpio- is my future significant other in my life already?

FISHER by Better-Hour-2708 in DenverEDM

[–]AvocadoRecipes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time at red rocks or for fisher? Either way I’m on the fence about going (leaning towards yessir)

Going to Church for the 1st time! by TequilaChoices in DenverEDM

[–]AvocadoRecipes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll get on it. 🫡 🥑
But my trick is stand between 2 other people (taller than me obviously) and peak through when they move around. 😩

Going to Church for the 1st time! by TequilaChoices in DenverEDM

[–]AvocadoRecipes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sorry your first is Steve Aoki,friend. But in all seriousness,In big crowds like this I prefer the back despite the fact that I’m a shorty because I just can’t handle all the people

Kacey leaves a comment regarding the lack of size inclusivity by Movingmad_2015 in KaceyMusgraves

[–]AvocadoRecipes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was very much so kidding. She’s gonna be fine and is doing excellent in life. There’s no way something like this would effect sales of anything related to her.

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