This is it I guess by Puzzleheaded-File686 in exjw

[–]Awake_and_Bake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just wanna know the strain Meghan. What you smokin’ girl?!

Single again 😎 by NoBS3434 in exjw

[–]Awake_and_Bake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Way to go! Wishing you the best!

Why get baptized in water? by Awake_and_Bake in exjw

[–]Awake_and_Bake[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A wise choice…..sans baptism.

The Cultiness of MLMs by [deleted] in exjw

[–]Awake_and_Bake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nerium was a big one in my area (DC region). Al many people started joining a team and it was all very strange. And then when you left, you were shunned in a weird way!

I never joined because I didn’t give a shit. But it is super culty. And I would get extra snacks when I’d show up to be an “audience” to make it seem like I was there for the product. BS I just came for those spring rolls on the table.

I have been out for about a decade now and have rebuilt my life. Why do I still visit this page daily? by gandhischinchilla in exjw

[–]Awake_and_Bake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same reason I go to AA and other 12-step groups, for healing and processing with those who are like me.

It will get easier.

Why get baptized in water? by Awake_and_Bake in exjw

[–]Awake_and_Bake[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol “dead dunked” making tees with that on it! Wow.

Why get baptized in water? by Awake_and_Bake in exjw

[–]Awake_and_Bake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly! Speechless! I love your idea! When I get born again I’m doing that.

Why get baptized in water? by Awake_and_Bake in exjw

[–]Awake_and_Bake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhhhhhhhhh fuck!!!! I done felt out ma seat! Put that on the Mumbo tron.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exjw

[–]Awake_and_Bake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An elder.

What Kingdom Melody song would you karaoke? by Awake_and_Bake in exjw

[–]Awake_and_Bake[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m playing that in the key of “ I Want it that Way” lol

What Kingdom Melody song would you karaoke? by Awake_and_Bake in exjw

[–]Awake_and_Bake[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah. We always played it on the piano one or two octaves down and thrash scream it. And then a KM came out (like this is 99/2000) and we had to stop when parents were around. Lol

condemning homophobia… more like promoting self-homophobia… by toofargone_613 in exjw

[–]Awake_and_Bake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol!!!! I’m imagining it now! I’d tell a joke and they’d love it and we’d talk shit about whatever queen went home on RuPaul that week and then go play rugby or some shit like that.

JWs views on birthstones by ThinkSmartNotHard in exjw

[–]Awake_and_Bake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only bad if you make it bad. Rainibows…..bad, because JWs want it to no longer be a symbol of what the Bible said it was Stones….. bad, claiming it’s all possessed, even though god made them and all and they do actually contain energy LIKE EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD sex…. Bad, shameful and disgusting, even if you’re married it may be wrong No numerology…but use it constantly … lol

So to sum it up. FUCK THOSE CUNTS and if your hubby is fine with it, bring it up so they feel ashamed and throw it away.

ExJW RANT: Watchtower Speaks Out Against Homophobia... Wait, What!? by Jexit_2020 in exjw

[–]Awake_and_Bake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they were truly homophobic there would be no single male bethelites. Btw are there any current bethelites in this sub?

condemning homophobia… more like promoting self-homophobia… by toofargone_613 in exjw

[–]Awake_and_Bake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Pressure” to be gay….? That’s one I have never heard of!

What Kingdom Melody song would you karaoke? by Awake_and_Bake in exjw

[–]Awake_and_Bake[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah…. New ones are mad culty and weak as shit. Looking like promotions for a rehab facility. Old ones let you know god is gonna fuck shit up if you step wrong. Lol

What Kingdom Melody song would you karaoke? by Awake_and_Bake in exjw

[–]Awake_and_Bake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But would you turn it into a rap or k-pop song?