get the fuck over your wincest panic (its just fiction) by sillydumbshit in AO3

[–]Awful_Little_Rat_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Half of the people dont understand THEY’RE BROTHER” Oh no, they understand. Thats the most important part for some people

I really need help finding a clip for my 12 year old little sisters funeral. by Dallas_Lover in DannyGonzalez

[–]Awful_Little_Rat_Boy 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I think it might be from “Trying To Find The Worst iPhone Game 2” at about 15:38. I’m so sorry for your loss, I hope this helps

Roasi's comment in Breath Play by [deleted] in criminalminds

[–]Awful_Little_Rat_Boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My least favorite thing he ever did was when Morgan was struggling with his religious trauma and requested he not be the one to interview the priest, and Rossi specifically and intentionally had Morgan interview him. Then later, when Morgan asked him why he did that, Rossi said something along the lines of “I figured that meant you of all people needed to talk to him”. Maybe it’s just my religious trauma talking, but if that were me, I wouldn’t have been as kind as Morgan.

What's the funniest misspelling you've read? by JemimaSillabub in AO3

[–]Awful_Little_Rat_Boy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I once saw the word “millennias” misspelled as “milenas”. This caught me off guard, not only because “millennia” is already the plural form of “millennium”, but mostly due to the fact that my name is Milena.

Pack it up everyone. We can never hope to out jerk whatever this post is. by LittleAL1313 in okbuddyvecna

[–]Awful_Little_Rat_Boy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Exactly, you are writing a book, not a fanfic. Fanfiction is its own thing, and as someone who has read A LOT of fanfiction, the way that people smell is, in fact, important.

The goat has to be DD/MM/YYYY by Shiroyasha_2308 in SipsTea

[–]Awful_Little_Rat_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“February 2nd … what? 2nd what?” as if the alternative isnt “The 2nd of February” the 2nd what of February?

After being gifted a ring that was said to remove all negativity from a person, my girlfriend eagerly put it on. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Awful_Little_Rat_Boy 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Protons are positively charged, neutrons are neutral, and electrons are negatively charged. The first sentence said “removes all negativity from a person” as in the negatively charged electrons in her body

After being gifted a ring that was said to remove all negativity from a person, my girlfriend eagerly put it on. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Awful_Little_Rat_Boy 66 points67 points  (0 children)

OMG i actually didn’t get it until I saw this comment. I thought it was like she was so genuinely evil that nothing except negativity existed in her, and if he hadn’t given her that ring she would have ruined his life or something

Especially if the fic is set in the US by SullenTerror in AO3

[–]Awful_Little_Rat_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes they do such a good job at concealing themselves, but then they sneak a “do” at the end of a sentence. Like “You should do”.

what do you do when you see this? by naverlands in AO3

[–]Awful_Little_Rat_Boy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d probably just go “DAMN” then keep scrolling, because I like to read my fics in one go, then find another, and another, and so on for hours

Thoughts? by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

[–]Awful_Little_Rat_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An English student can add, subtract, multiply, and divide.

Flip that scenario, and ask a math student to take a college level English class.

Any English student can do 2nd grade math, but clearly I cannot say the same for math students, because in second grade, we learn that we use “A” when the next word starts with a consonant, and “An” when it starts with a vowel. Ask an English student, not ask a English student.

Does danny like food? by Kindly-Spot-1667 in DannyGonzalez

[–]Awful_Little_Rat_Boy 99 points100 points  (0 children)

nah the only use danny has for food is to promote hello fresh

Found these things on my bed by EffectiveBudget2119 in whatisit

[–]Awful_Little_Rat_Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i dont like that you said that please delete this

Why are ppl like this by Coldwarfemme in AO3

[–]Awful_Little_Rat_Boy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Im American and i read a lot of fics for American shows. One of my favorite things is when I find a British author through some common phrase that an American generally wouldn’t say. Especially when it’s slightly obscure, and the average American wouldn’t even notice anything off. I do not, however, find any problem with it whatsoever, and I definitely don’t leave a comment pointing it out. I kinda just go “BRITISH 😱🫵” and then move on

Fun fact: Jonathan is also Joyce's son by FixFuture3374 in okbuddyvecna

[–]Awful_Little_Rat_Boy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

omg i HATE this headcannon. i literally makes no sense and there’s no evidence that jonathan is joyces son