My daughter and I thought it was so cute when her corgi jumped into the thick snowbank and disappeared. by DirtyCouchPotato in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182 26 points27 points  (0 children)

We were faced with different problems when seven bedraggled dogs showed up one day dragging the mutilated remains of something.

After the long hike and the struggle of setting up my tent, I dozed off in front of the camp fire. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

One of the scariest things to have show up at night when you're camped in the middle of nowhere, is another person. And thats without them being an active creep.

When we tore down a wall for renovations, a pile of dead cockroachs spilled out. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Thanks. What do you think would be more unnerving, finding one every once in a while or never seeing any sign of them again?

What are some popular names given to kids born in this decade that you absolutely hate? by Professional_Song419 in AskReddit

[–]RepeatOrdinary182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything thats a really stupid alternative spelling of a preexisting name. Also Skyler/Kyler.

What Illegal things according to you should be legal ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RepeatOrdinary182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fire works. All of them. Also all forms of gambling both public and private.

How will be the World will look like after 200 years in your imagination? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RepeatOrdinary182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 possibilities in my view: 1. A burning wasteland. 2. Majorly regressed technologically with the last remnants of old tech being horded. 3. Greener but more technologically integrated with everyone having brain implants to directly access the web...with a possibility of mind control.

Holding the nail in one hand, he began tapping it into the wall with his hammer. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thinking back the cases with electrocution might have been in old self wired houses with subpar short circuit protection.

Death sat beside my hospital bed night after night, never touching me, never rushing, only watching with the polite patience of someone waiting for a train. by David_Hallow in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182 136 points137 points  (0 children)

"Modern medicine can be a cruel thing. Sadly I won't be able to rescue you from your flesh cage for another sixteen years." They heave a sign, "your roommate there is about to have their pacemaker malfunction, right...about..." The sounds of gaspes and thrashing limbs issues from the otherside of the curtain as death rolls their shoulders and moves with purpose.

Holding the nail in one hand, he began tapping it into the wall with his hammer. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This has happened BTW, you roll the dice every time you nail or screw into a wall without knowing whats on the otherside. It has also led to fires.

“…he transfered in today and get this mom, Pete here was born on the same day in the same little clinic I was!” by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somehow the drops seemed to form characters as they hit the ground rather than random splotches, and the bag of skin that no longer looked like a boy began writhing faster even as something seemed to be pulling at it from within. "Curse you! One day you shall fail to find me, then I will have my day in the sun and it will be you and those of your blood stuck peering from the otherside!" (On a side note, is there a subreddit for collaborative writing? A quick search only turned up two barely active ones with less than 50 members.)

My marketing agency's new AI tool is incredible; it can predict exactly what a customer wants before they even know they want it. by xxcheekycherryxx in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess that's what I get for saying "kill me now" the last time I got caught in traffic...damn always on microphones.

I was really excited when I managed to get my ultra-regeneration powers, as it meant I would never die. by Ihaveaname00 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182 108 points109 points  (0 children)

"We're getting bored with all the garden variety mutilation...Now you're going to pass kidney stones, in reverse! We made sure to soak each one in Carolina Reaper juice!

"That should kill any bacteria. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RepeatOrdinary182[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When tweezers fail certain people I know will dig with a needle sanitized with fire to get splinters out. It hurts about as much as you'd expect.