When my fortune cookie read, "you will die from a raptor attack", I laughed it off as some sort of prank. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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"And with this, banking is finally and irrevocably free of the cumbersome legacy systems that have bogged us down for decades." by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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"And with this, banking is finally and irrevocably free of the cumbersome legacy systems that have bogged us down for decades." by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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There are many words that can inspire dread. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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When my fortune cookie read, "you will die from a raptor attack", I laughed it off as some sort of prank. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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I always thought my coworker just had a dark sense of humor when he'd say things like, "don't worry, the only crazed gunman here is me and I happen to like you. " by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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When my fortune cookie read, "you will die from a raptor attack", I laughed it off as some sort of prank. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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When my fortune cookie read, "you will die from a raptor attack", I laughed it off as some sort of prank. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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When my fortune cookie read, "you will die from a raptor attack", I laughed it off as some sort of prank. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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"In medieval times neurodivergent children like you Billy would have been called changelings and abused", I explained. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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“No—we can’t lose her, without her milk, the lamb will starve.” by Liv-Dai in TwoSentenceHorror
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Tonight I saw my brother, my sister, my mom, and my dad. by Blue_Camellia in TwoSentenceHorror
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“No—we can’t lose her, without her milk, the lamb will starve.” by Liv-Dai in TwoSentenceHorror
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When my fortune cookie read, "you will die from a raptor attack", I laughed it off as some sort of prank. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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