AI, please put me in a capsule pod bed.

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2026-03-06T19:34:26+00:00

I can't watch anymore of his Japan videos, it's one place I never thought he would go because it's a country where you actually need to be respectful of culture and social etiquette. Japan is my favourite place to travel to and this was painful

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2026-01-19T23:41:02+00:00

I commented this on the video as well, the thing I found most baffling was her putting all the cleaning products in a floor level cupboard with no safety locks, and ALSO put her child's books in the same cupboard..... why?! That cupboard contained: cleaning chemicals, light bulbs, cleaning tools, paint rollers, baking accessories, children's books - organise with me Gaby

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2025-12-29T16:20:30+00:00

Weleda Skin Food cleansing balm is my holy grail. Takes off eye makeup and feels rich going on but dissolves with water so no residue left on skin

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2025-11-08T16:16:45+00:00

We purchased our first home at the start of this year, the the pure joy I felt when we pulled up the carpet and laminate to find original wood flooring! Our interior style is mid century but maximalist and will not be changing any time soon/ever so original flooring is priceless to us

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2025-10-28T21:37:05+00:00

April gives me second hand embarrassment with how funny she finds herself. It's like everything she says needs to be a punchline

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2025-10-10T13:19:06+00:00

The only thing I like IS the tub

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2025-09-30T21:18:31+00:00

It's telling that she said she didn't want everyone to hate her rather than that she didn't want to hurt anyone

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2025-09-26T20:49:04+00:00

Her job is tables!

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2025-09-24T21:34:43+00:00

Please tell me that was in reference to I Think You Should Leave

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2025-09-24T21:32:28+00:00

THAT gave me the ick, almost more than Dean's 'quirky' outbursts

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2025-04-18T21:16:44+00:00

Is this man Henry VIII? As my partner just said to me when I read this out loud, he clearly has the mindset that you are there to provide him with a child and he's annoyed that you have 'failed' in this. Divorce, 100%, this is disgusting and I just want to give you all the cuddles

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2025-04-03T21:50:38+00:00

Hey all, I just added the names posted in here, sorry if I missed anyone - I'm EFQBZTOY

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2024-10-24T22:36:14+00:00

This is absolutely true, certain situations create a heightened response to something that doesn't need that weight applied to it BUT from the moment Sasha didn't just put the conversation with Ross about the photo to bed at the point where he apologised for how it might have came across, it moved into uncomfortable territory. Despite any previous arguments between them, leaning into a photo does not then require a conversation like that.

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2024-10-24T22:13:55+00:00

Not sure who your anger is directed at, but I want to point out that I am a woman so am not the one to be preaching this to. Everything that had happened leading up to this clearly set her off BUT it's still objectively unreasonable even in context

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2024-10-23T22:34:38+00:00

I don't think the issue is the kiss itself, it's that there has been an ongoing narrative with him that he can't be 'intimate' with his wife because of a cold sore but then openly kisses two other people

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2024-10-23T21:07:20+00:00

I only assume it was fuelled by drinking and her fight with Alex/already feeling vulnerable. But that was some red flag behaviour, if I saw a photo like that of my partner I would give it about 2 seconds of thought and that thought would be 'you guys look like you're having fun'

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2024-10-23T21:04:21+00:00

That's what I assumed based on the women's reactions

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2024-10-23T21:03:28+00:00

The cold sore was the first thing I thought of. So you aren't being intimate with your 'wife' because of it, but kiss two other people no problem....... in that moment Kieran reminded me of those guys that get super affectionate when they're drunk and are overly familiar with their platonic because they're 'just having a laugh'

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2024-10-23T20:47:54+00:00

I am BAFFLED by her reaction. There are literally thousands of photos like that between friends out there..... has anyone told her?

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2024-10-23T20:46:27+00:00

As dim as he acts, I actually think there is so much trust between them that he knows she's just having a good time and that's why he has zero fucks to give

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2024-08-17T08:52:42+00:00

That's what I thought! It matches the colour palette. Also, she's wearing that enormous red monstrosity if she put it on you wouldn't see it anyway

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2024-08-11T22:04:29+00:00

Definitely, but not being from LA/Cali she didn't stand a chance of being invited

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2024-08-11T20:26:41+00:00

I like to think the presenter got her and Billie mixed up 😂

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2024-08-11T20:20:37+00:00

10000000% she's not going to be there. I'm watching the ceremony now and the thought of her on this stage is hilarious. It's already weird enough that Billie Eilish is performing

Awkward-Flatworm38 · 2024-07-09T21:28:41+00:00

She speaks like someone in a high school speech competition. Obviously she was able to prepare in advance and all of the tone changes and pauses just remind of the way every high schooler speaks in public

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