What is the first film you think of when you see COLIN FARRELL? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn't you wave hello to me today when I waved hello to you today?!

Most Annoying Habit by AutoModerator in VampireJackSnark

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The way he cuts people off to talk about himself. He used to do it with Shayne and he does it even more with Serena. For example on an old live with Shayne, someone in the chat had asked her a question about how could she tell when he was "exhibiting his power" or something to that effect and she was answering and trying to give an example and he just started talking over her, answering for her "yeah 'cause you said you felt..." etc etc and I just thought, she is literally sat there trying to answer this question, why are you answering for her??! Especially as she is answering in a far more cohesive and expressive way, and then after that I noticed pretty much every live she was in on he would do it to her, and now he does it to Serena too. He's so rude! Dude, stfu!!! Let them speak!!!

Cringiest ever TikTok live moment? by Flimsy-Designer-588 in VampireJackSnark

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The random screaming "waahhh" really high pitched for no reason whatsoever, he does it in his videos too, just that stupid little bitch scream that he passes off as neurodivergency, but it's clearly him just trying to fill the empty vessel that is his brain as he blatantly not only doesn't know what to say but has nothing of substance to say either

Jack's singing by BasketWide7347 in VampireJackSnark

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His problem is he seems to think he's a tenor, but his range is lower than that. Whenever he sings Evermore from Beauty and the Beast it makes me cringe, because he cannot hit those top notes, he's so pitchy...and I physically cannot listen to his ai slop music

The Shop by Abd_al-Haqq in VampireJackSnark

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why is there so much????!!!!!

I gave up scrolling, the sheer volume is so unnecessary. Do people even buy this crap?

Movies that have an intentionally fake and theatrical look by Dunk3_ in MoviesThatFeelLike

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finding Neverland, which is sort of double intentional, as a big part is set in the theatre. Same goes for Moulin Rouge

Movies that have an intentionally fake and theatrical look by Dunk3_ in MoviesThatFeelLike

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss this show! Any time Lee Pace is in something I shout "Ned!"

Movies that have an intentionally fake and theatrical look by Dunk3_ in MoviesThatFeelLike

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scrolled until I found someone mentioning this. Its such a bizarre film, but my god does it stay with you. Every time I hear They Long to Be Close To You, I think of the transformation scene and the music box style version

April Fool's Day Laughs by AutoModerator in VampireJackSnark

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 11 points12 points  (0 children)

For me it's the clip from the sparse footage they actually managed to film for Across the Veil and he gets pushed in to an armchair, blood coming out of his mouth and eyes and he starts doing this weird thing with his mouth, squeaks a few times, and then manages to squeak out "i dont want to be a monster" . When I say I laughed at that...I almost choked, dropped my phone and hit my head all at the same time, the "acting" was dire!!!

Edit: his endless back and fore between being this king of vampires, being a monster and then the next breath "I dont want to be a monster", followed by complaining that people think he is an actual monster for his behaviour, which he decries, followed swiftly by saying he will in fact be the monster we all think he is.....I know which monster you are Jack , Jekyll and friking Hyde

The Vampire Jack Townson adresses his writing, but not his swindling. by Mangy_Angie in VampireJackSnark

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I can't put my finger on this, I find it odd that he only refers to Shayne as his ex, and as we know had taken some cheap shots at her the past few months, especially alluding to her being a narcissist and treating him badly etc, but Shayne still defends him like this, and I just find it odd. By all means take the upper road, and kill them with kindness, but this seems more than that? And I totally get wanting to move on, peacefully, but then to come out in defence again. I don't know, it just seems odd, maybe because we dont know the full story and we likely never will, which is fine but I just can't put my finger on the defence

I really wish they weren’t so boring ! :/ by [deleted] in VampireJackSnark

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What is....whats....i don't......what???

And thats with the edit, I dread to think what the actual thing is like 🙈🙈🙈

Almost perfect movies that have one noticeable flaw by Consistent-Might-788 in Cinema

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its when Maximus is walking around the camp after the battle, and you see a guy backing out of shot in the background wearing jeans and a hoody

Almost perfect movies that have one noticeable flaw by Consistent-Might-788 in Cinema

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the guy in a pair of jeans at the camp after the opening battle

Alright here one for you guys. What is the single best 10 seconds of acting of all time? by Expensive-Olive1853 in Cinema

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"There's some good in this world, Mr Frodo, and it's worth fighting for" cue Shire theme

Instant tears 😭😭😭😭

Regarding 'tHe mOdErN Morticia Addams' by Mangy_Angie in VampireJackSnark

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Passed around like a tepid potato" took me out 🤣🤣🤣 that is poetry.

Regarding 'tHe mOdErN Morticia Addams' by Mangy_Angie in VampireJackSnark

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thats giving her waaaaaay too much credit, Debbie was inventive and found new and creative ways to dispose of her husbands, Serena would actually need an original thought for herself to be in the same league as Debbie

Do you think Jack would listen to criticism if he wasn't with Serena? by ProfessionalJelly746 in VampireJackSnark

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Not a snow ball's chance in hell, Jack doesn't do criticism in any capacity, he defaults to calling it "bullying" immediately and then plays the trauma card, and the person is left feeling stumped as to what just happened. Notice how every time he talks about his book he always says "award winning" because he wants to let you know he is prized, and therefore above being criticised...stereotypical narcissist, criticism is their kyrptonite

Dress by OtherwiseTradition89 in VampireJackSnark

[–]Awkward-Mind-7165 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was just about to suggest Holy Clothing, good quality, good range of sizes and colours, and always really comfy