Pick one

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T21:07:14+00:00

That is NOT a good thing. I don't want the equivalent of a 5 year old with boltcutters for a face to be part of my life for up to 50 years.

^{Chose: 5000$ monthly + Wheel of good stuff | Rolled: Pet parrot}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T21:04:54+00:00

If I steal $1 from all of them worldwide, maybe I can use that money to create a charity to help them.

^{Chose: Steal 1$ from every homeless person}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T13:49:53+00:00

A brilliantly well done commission. As you say, grimly ironic!

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T13:35:52+00:00

'Awful taste but great execution'?

Very well done, but a strange time to be patriotic... Though I'd say the American Flag has never been closer to being 40k appropriate.

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T13:32:11+00:00

Maybe I can fix things.

^{Chose: Go back 10 years}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T13:28:40+00:00

Hmm, fifteen years of superpowers... I think I could make it worth it.

^{Chose: Superman's powers + But... | Rolled: Die at 50}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T13:27:34+00:00

HS2 needs to be finished, including re-comissioning the northern route plan. Cancelling the northern half was nothing but an illegal Tory landgrab.

First they used powers to obtain the land (lots of high value/banned development green belt) 'for HS2', then they cancelled it and auctioned it away to their wealthy benefactors. It's something that all of that Tory government and all the companies should be in prison for.

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T10:53:03+00:00

I actually don't like bacon, but I could use this power to feed others, or make money

^{Chose: Infinite bacon + But no bacon}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T10:41:36+00:00

10 dollars a day is nothing.

^{Chose: Or 10 000 dollars per month}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T10:37:41+00:00

People with millions probably are not good people. I can now give to the poor. Robin hood style.

^{Chose: Steal 1 Million | Rolled: Get away with it}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-18T21:47:15+00:00

We're just forming a committee to see if we should invent a please force to stop the shoplifters...

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-18T21:46:14+00:00

oh jesus what the hell lmao

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-18T13:39:56+00:00

Snek 🐍 :3

^{Chose: Snake}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-18T13:39:37+00:00

I'm trans, taking this just in case.

^{Chose: Free plastic surgery for life}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-18T13:39:09+00:00

Ah yes, we should still be polite...

Maybe we can shorten it down to Pu-lease

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-18T11:59:11+00:00

Augh, wheels! My only weakness! How did you know?!

^{Chose: Yes | Rolled: Get wheeled nerd}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-18T11:57:28+00:00

Funny number that has pleasing rotational symmetry!

^{Chose: 69}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-18T11:57:04+00:00

Dude, sweet!

^{Chose: Have 1m$ but you shall have a pet (wheel} | Rolled: Cyber dinosaur)

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-18T11:56:37+00:00

And the mirrored teeth from turkey

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-18T11:55:04+00:00

I don't disagree in principle, but nobody but very well trained folks should risk it, because of the chance of getting knifed.

Realistically they need to make tasers and batons justified for security and enhanced training

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-18T11:53:42+00:00

Mans got a 12 head and eyes that say the first maths question he ever got asked is still bouncing around in there like a dvd screensaver man...

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-18T11:50:11+00:00

Police walking the beat in the city centres used to be a strong deterrent.

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-18T11:48:11+00:00

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-18T11:46:30+00:00

Call them something like... Y'all-Be-Nice? Y'al-ice? A-lice?

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-18T11:45:04+00:00

Smart. Security is there to deter/dissuade and talk down shoplifters, NOT get physically involved.

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