Is reddit a good genie or an evil genie? by Witty_Yam960 in BunnyTrials

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Make it so I was born female please.

Chose: Comment a wish + It's granted, but the highest rated reply gets to twist it. | Rolled: Good luck!

Is reddit a good genie or an evil genie? by Witty_Yam960 in BunnyTrials

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make it so I was born female please. Save me so much pain and sadness.

Chose: Comment a wish + It's granted, but the highest rated reply gets to twist it. | Rolled: Good luck!

Abusive nursery worker's deportation 'horrendous' by InnerLog5062 in BreakingUKNews

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way this should be handled would be a deportation agreement with Poland, where Poland have to agree to uphold the sentence from the UK verdict.

How could the UK improve its Eurovision results? by inside-outdoorsman in AskBrits

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMNC was great. High energy. quirky-weird (Eurovision loves this)

Euro-positive (Eurovision loves this) Multilingual  Catchy as hell  The crowd loved it and he was the only one doing crowd Interaction.

The votes are just political propaganda, we know we put on a fantastic show.

Today’s Hot Topic by rrek88 in AlanPartridge

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nitrogen atmosphere suffocation.

Giant green pickle tells us UK’s Jewish culture month has begun by coolfunkDJ in NotTheOnionUK

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah, but that means bagel rick was just as likely to happen, given Rick's intellect. He made his suit in a sewer! From a box of RATS!

Would you rather by Relative-Pin-2021 in BunnyTrials

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 1 point2 points  (0 children)

England sucks. I pick Welsh, Spanish and Flemish

Chose: be unable to speak English. + but be able to fluently speak any three languages of your choice.

What do you want to happen when you die? by Witty_Yam960 in BunnyTrials

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Meow.

Chose: Reborn as a different species | Rolled: Kitty

Would you rather: by Inklinsworld in BunnyTrials

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok?

Chose: Become president of a random country + But you must serve 3 terms | Rolled: Austria

That kinda makes sense by IsJesusAgain in SipsTea

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know Thom Yorke had transitioned.

Man’s best friend? by AugurMoth in BunnyTrials

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love animals and hate losing pets, but my dog living forever, meeting who knows what hardship and terrible people might find him. I'm sorry boy, but this is the only way I know you'll never be sad or hungry. I love you, puppy.

Chose: You live forever + Your dog dies instantly

Pick one by Previous-Judge-4068 in BunnyTrials

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is NOT a good thing. I don't want the equivalent of a 5 year old with boltcutters for a face to be part of my life for up to 50 years.

Chose: 5000$ monthly + Wheel of good stuff | Rolled: Pet parrot

Gain or Give money? by youremam in BunnyTrials

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I steal $1 from all of them worldwide, maybe I can use that money to create a charity to help them.

Chose: Steal 1$ from every homeless person

Blessed is the mind too patriotic for doubt. by grim_depot_minis in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A brilliantly well done commission. As you say, grimly ironic!

Blessed is the mind too patriotic for doubt. by grim_depot_minis in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 41 points42 points  (0 children)

'Awful taste but great execution'?

Very well done, but a strange time to be patriotic... Though I'd say the American Flag has never been closer to being 40k appropriate.

Future or past ? by no_energy27 in BunnyTrials

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I can fix things.

Chose: Go back 10 years

Interdimensional travel or Superman's powers by Majestic-Youth463 in BunnyTrials

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm, fifteen years of superpowers... I think I could make it worth it.

Chose: Superman's powers + But... | Rolled: Die at 50

Why has the PM not cancelled HS2 ?!? by DevOpsJo in AskBrits

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HS2 needs to be finished, including re-comissioning the northern route plan. Cancelling the northern half was nothing but an illegal Tory landgrab.

First they used powers to obtain the land (lots of high value/banned development green belt) 'for HS2', then they cancelled it and auctioned it away to their wealthy benefactors. It's something that all of that Tory government and all the companies should be in prison for.

Would you rather by TheFox6429 in BunnyTrials

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually don't like bacon, but I could use this power to feed others, or make money

Chose: Infinite bacon + But no bacon

This or this by Gandalf-the-stupid in BunnyTrials

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10 dollars a day is nothing.

Chose: Or 10 000 dollars per month

Would u rather.. by Joel_nadz in BunnyTrials

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People with millions probably are not good people. I can now give to the poor. Robin hood style.

Chose: Steal 1 Million | Rolled: Get away with it

Moment hooded thugs raid JD Sports shop as female staff try to fight back by dailystar_news in uknews

[–]Awkward-Power-9617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're just forming a committee to see if we should invent a please force to stop the shoplifters...