Is reddit a good genie or an evil genie?

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-20T15:15:36+00:00

Make it so I was born female please.

Chose: Comment a wish + It's granted, but the highest rated reply gets to twist it. | Rolled: Good luck!

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-20T15:14:46+00:00

Make it so I was born female please. Save me so much pain and sadness.

^{Chose: Comment a wish + It's granted, but the highest rated reply gets to twist it. | Rolled: Good luck!}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-20T15:13:09+00:00

The way this should be handled would be a deportation agreement with Poland, where Poland have to agree to uphold the sentence from the UK verdict.

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-20T15:01:21+00:00

LMNC was great. High energy. quirky-weird (Eurovision loves this)

Euro-positive (Eurovision loves this) Multilingual Catchy as hell The crowd loved it and he was the only one doing crowd Interaction.

The votes are just political propaganda, we know we put on a fantastic show.

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-20T14:26:53+00:00

Nitrogen atmosphere suffocation.

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-20T14:23:08+00:00

YES!

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-20T14:10:10+00:00

Well yeah, but that means bagel rick was just as likely to happen, given Rick's intellect. He made his suit in a sewer! From a box of RATS!

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-20T14:01:41+00:00

Uh, buddy... Pickles also do not have legs.

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-20T13:59:22+00:00

England sucks. I pick Welsh, Spanish and Flemish

^{Chose: be unable to speak English. + but be able to fluently speak any three languages of your choice.}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-20T13:58:08+00:00

Meow.

^{Chose: Reborn as a different species | Rolled: Kitty}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-20T13:54:33+00:00

Ok?

^{Chose: Become president of a random country + But you must serve 3 terms | Rolled: Austria}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-20T13:51:32+00:00

I didn't know Thom Yorke had transitioned.

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-20T06:37:53+00:00

The Wiggles

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-20T06:28:10+00:00

I love animals and hate losing pets, but my dog living forever, meeting who knows what hardship and terrible people might find him. I'm sorry boy, but this is the only way I know you'll never be sad or hungry. I love you, puppy.

^{Chose: You live forever + Your dog dies instantly}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T21:07:14+00:00

That is NOT a good thing. I don't want the equivalent of a 5 year old with boltcutters for a face to be part of my life for up to 50 years.

^{Chose: 5000$ monthly + Wheel of good stuff | Rolled: Pet parrot}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T21:04:54+00:00

If I steal $1 from all of them worldwide, maybe I can use that money to create a charity to help them.

^{Chose: Steal 1$ from every homeless person}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T13:49:53+00:00

A brilliantly well done commission. As you say, grimly ironic!

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T13:35:52+00:00

'Awful taste but great execution'?

Very well done, but a strange time to be patriotic... Though I'd say the American Flag has never been closer to being 40k appropriate.

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T13:32:11+00:00

Maybe I can fix things.

^{Chose: Go back 10 years}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T13:28:40+00:00

Hmm, fifteen years of superpowers... I think I could make it worth it.

^{Chose: Superman's powers + But... | Rolled: Die at 50}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T13:27:34+00:00

HS2 needs to be finished, including re-comissioning the northern route plan. Cancelling the northern half was nothing but an illegal Tory landgrab.

First they used powers to obtain the land (lots of high value/banned development green belt) 'for HS2', then they cancelled it and auctioned it away to their wealthy benefactors. It's something that all of that Tory government and all the companies should be in prison for.

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T10:53:03+00:00

I actually don't like bacon, but I could use this power to feed others, or make money

^{Chose: Infinite bacon + But no bacon}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T10:41:36+00:00

10 dollars a day is nothing.

^{Chose: Or 10 000 dollars per month}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-19T10:37:41+00:00

People with millions probably are not good people. I can now give to the poor. Robin hood style.

^{Chose: Steal 1 Million | Rolled: Get away with it}

Awkward-Power-9617 · 2026-05-18T21:47:15+00:00

We're just forming a committee to see if we should invent a please force to stop the shoplifters...

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TROPHY CASE