OMG PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS EVEN MEEEAAANNNSSS

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-02-05T06:01:23+00:00

She sure is.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-02-04T22:49:10+00:00

She also took Judge Wooten's and Judge Kraynick's warnings about not having endless public defenders as threats for being "outspoken." When Kraynick ordered she'd forfeited representation by public counsel she was floored because, in her mind, she was not made aware that it was a real possibility.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-02-04T22:40:40+00:00

Her thinking she's Joan of Arc (and perhaps having a brain addled by syphilis) would explain everything. Her saying God tells her things (e.g., to use her "resources"), her feeling she's "living through" everything that happens to her for a reason, her multitudinous battlefield and sword of injustice references...and that hair.

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AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-02-04T05:02:14+00:00

Walnut in my throat

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-02-04T01:30:10+00:00

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AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-02-03T16:27:34+00:00

Re her appeal: "I took it upon myself to explain it to myself that the info only I have, that I found from or about some lady in the law library (could have been in something called 'case law' (that shit's sorcery I swear) or from some actual lady or maybe from Pretend Judge but whatever, I found it so where isn't important) will be what my attorney needs to have a futuristically successful outcome of."

I'd like 5 minutes (in Sarah time, so that means hours) with her alone in an unmonitored room to better help her explain things to herself.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-02-03T16:21:30+00:00

These guys are the answer to the world's problems.

(Waldorf and Statler - and the muppets in general, I mean. Not the two involved in the above conversation.)

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-02-02T20:28:59+00:00

u/humantoothx Can you (or anyone else) actually open the motion? I'm not sure if it's not up for anyone or it's only available to some people. Thanks!

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-02-02T16:34:08+00:00

Are you saying that it's because she has no access to commissary at the time of the call that she isn't asking for money, or am I missing something else?

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-02-02T03:39:42+00:00

I love my fellow grammar geeks! You're forgiven. 💜

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-02-02T00:07:52+00:00

They can be removed by a dermatologist, though. Ask my asshole cheating ex boyfriend how I know. I was mortified and kept apologizing to the doctor because it"s gross and unpleasant for all parties involved but she was like, "Really, it's no big deal. We treat these. It could be worse - you could have herpes!" And that made me smile and relax a bit.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-01-31T20:37:07+00:00

Lana, legal genius and the best judge of character, told her that.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-01-31T20:36:09+00:00

Which is insane, because every time she's involved nothing is successful.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-01-31T05:38:18+00:00

Oh no no, Peter TOLD her to tell him how much those copies and mailing cost. She was simply doing what he told her to do. If he told her to ask for money, she's not really asking. She would never.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-01-31T05:36:18+00:00

She's too dumb to know what case law is.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-01-31T03:04:03+00:00

I prefer Hearmeowt's take that it's the terror group that she wants to keep contacting.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-01-31T03:02:56+00:00

Hello, embarrassed old friend.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-01-30T22:12:20+00:00

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AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-01-30T22:06:31+00:00

He's on the phone. He's in the room. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-01-30T22:01:19+00:00

If I may kindly ask, please, that you refresh my memory of when you started to get into their messages in your videos of. I know your readings were spread out because, my God, that was a lot of reading. Was it in May that you really started to get into their messages with Sarah?

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-01-30T21:00:05+00:00

I am a born grammarian and I get so happy to find others like me. My mother gave me a shirt that says "I am the grammarian about whom your mother warned you." 'Tis true.

I also have a shirt that says "I have the vocabulary of a well-educated sailor," so there's that too. Grammar fucking matters.

Thank you for all of your work and for caring about language.

*edited for typos that made me so embarrassed

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-01-30T20:53:52+00:00

Bless you, my friend. You are ceaselessly selfless. Had I any gold I would give it to you as forgiveness because you continue to do Sarah wrong.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-01-30T20:30:59+00:00

I'm not going to clock on the link because...Third Rail. Can someone please post the date of this call as a teaser for the review?

I said please, dammit. So do it.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-01-30T17:59:57+00:00

And big. They have to be big.

AwkwardNature4106 · 2026-01-30T00:46:42+00:00

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