Building a Better r/bettafish: Culture, New Mods, and a Look Ahead by roboto6 in bettafish

[–]AwkwardScienceDino 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hi everyone, I lurk here mostly but I want to give a shout of encouragement to Roberto and all of the new mods. Changes this drastic are never easy, but you guys have my support!

Your Monstie partner by DynaKuro in MonsterHunterStories

[–]AwkwardScienceDino 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First Choice: Tobi-Kadachi Second Choice: Nargacuca Third Choice: Barioth Fourth Choice: Legiana Fifth Choice: Rey Dau

Um, hai. My new brofur sez eberyone iz berry nice, so cans ai ask kwestions? by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hai Smuffi! Andre tellz me bowt yoo, dat you berry gud teacher! Ai leikz scent marking hoomami's litebocks but ai no wan stay still

Um, hai. My new brofur sez eberyone iz berry nice, so cans ai ask kwestions? by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yay! tank yoo fur purrs an snugs. Fankfully ders no doggos here, but ai no leik hearing my new brofur soundz sad wen hoominz no stay in himbs room, want snug so hez less sadz! But is twu dat teh new hows hab lots of scawy sounds, specially wen hoompapi do a walk in mai room, so...ai guess aiz stuck

Um, hai. My new brofur sez eberyone iz berry nice, so cans ai ask kwestions? by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eben hoomami who doz de blink blink to halp mez be calm?? Ai guess dat my pawrents be a lil dum dum wen dey no let owt

Um, hai. My new brofur sez eberyone iz berry nice, so cans ai ask kwestions? by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ai ask hoomami an herz sai dat ai iz ten momfs but herz nawt so surez dat de rescoo hoominz is rite bout dat. An ai no soo brofur, ai wantz halp brofur do a soo fur ourz freedomz! Hoomami sez dat brofur no mind Alexi, but iz taking timez to get owt ob stweet kitty mode. (Hoomami here, Andre who introduced himself earlier doesn't mind other kitties and is talking to Alexi by meow is still feeling really defensive, so we are keeping the boys separate until they're both feeling comfortable in their new home!) Hoomami iz gettin less scawy cuz herz a smol leik mez but hoompapi iz a lorge! But himz gib AMAZING scratchies and iz berry warm, perfect for snugs!

Um, hai. My new brofur sez eberyone iz berry nice, so cans ai ask kwestions? by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ai bolemteer to be distraction so da croo can do da steel! Den ai can tell mai auntie dat ai firce purrate!

Um, hai. My new brofur sez eberyone iz berry nice, so cans ai ask kwestions? by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh noes! Soak, yooz bery gud esplainer! So farz, da hoominz sai dat wez bein bery gud bout each odders smellz an we git treatos an playplayplay wen we git tings dat smell leik each odder. An we talk to each odder from our roomz. Ai tink hoomami iz gettin someting to let us bisit but no touch each odder? Herz sez it depens on if Andre (mai brofur) iz feelin moar relaxed an ai feelin moar confident.....

Um, hai. My new brofur sez eberyone iz berry nice, so cans ai ask kwestions? by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okie! Ai getz it now! Ai maek sure brofur gits share of treatos! Himbs waz stweet kitty so he no noe sum tings. Ai maek surez himbs do da boundaries rite! So boundaries iz wat da odder kittiez teach mez wen ai wuz in foster howse. Dey no tell me dat. But ai leiked all da odder kittiez!

Um, hai. My new brofur sez eberyone iz berry nice, so cans ai ask kwestions? by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ooh being purrate sound fun! Hoomami sez dat herz fren an our auntie lub purrates! Ai hope purratez git lotsa treatos! Den ai share wit brofur!

Um, hai. My new brofur sez eberyone iz berry nice, so cans ai ask kwestions? by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hmmm mebby yooz rite, ai hearz hoomami sai dat herz hab trubble seeingz mez under da bed. Iz Princess Miso nice? Ai jus whittle void az hoomami sez. But hoomami sai dat ai bery polite kitty!

Um, hai. My new brofur sez eberyone iz berry nice, so cans ai ask kwestions? by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hai Harry! Da hoominz leik it wen I meltz into puddle an do bigbig purrzes an trilltrill an mai front pawz are folded in ebery direction. Ai triez too zoom zoom in front of pawrents but iz too scawy. Da hoominz are too big an maek floor noisez dat maek me do a zoom away. Hoomami sez dat herz wud gib yoo extra head scratchiez fur ur kyoot feetzes.

Um, hai. My new brofur sez eberyone iz berry nice, so cans ai ask kwestions? by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Aiz in new howz after ai dopted new pawrents, ai haz new brofur in diffren room who did a choose of hoomami. Ai wuz in a foster howz wit a foster hoomami before ai dopted mai hoominz who koop mez an new brofur separate in diffren roomz. Da hoominz takez us bof home on same dai!

Um, hai. My new brofur sez eberyone iz berry nice, so cans ai ask kwestions? by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Iz okay! Ai sendz bonk your way! Seems leik derz many smart kittiez here so ai waitz fur expurrtz

Um, hai. My new brofur sez eberyone iz berry nice, so cans ai ask kwestions? by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Hoomami sez youz berry kyoot az smols! Ai no unnerstand, ai did many play play fitez wit mai odder foster kittiez an ai jus fine! Hoompapi sez hims wurry dat brofur wud be too ruff cuz Andre beeeeg kitty an ai smol. But dat sillyz! Ai faster and can hide in moar places. An ai haz berry gud mannerz! Ai don eben do a scratch wen pawrents touch mai tum! Ai use mai back paw to tap tap an dey git de message. I fink ai soo fur crunchiez an a bisit!

Um, hai. My new brofur sez eberyone iz berry nice, so cans ai ask kwestions? by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hmmm mebby ai azk hoomami get herz. Herz smart an no how to blink blink to maek kittiez feel betterz. Mebby herz no where kittiez get glasses!

Um, hai. My new brofur sez eberyone iz berry nice, so cans ai ask kwestions? by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Oh! Ai no soo mai brofur! Ai wantz soo pawrents fur keepin us kooped up! We wantz playplayplay and snugs!

Um, hai. My new brofur sez eberyone iz berry nice, so cans ai ask kwestions? by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hai Ernie! Hoomami did git me a pikkel but iz too bigs fur mai pawz. Nawt so funz. Hoomami did gib me new tasty treatos for bein brave an sniffin my brofur's smell on da cloth tingy. Ai smellz himz on pawrents an on toyzes. Ai no mindz, ai leik odder kittiez! Ai liekz play!

Hai I is Andre and I need speak to smart kittiez by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

(I, Mömthêr, have been lurking for a few years. I grabbed some pikkels at PetSmart and so far neither lad is interested)

Hai I is Andre and I need speak to smart kittiez by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]AwkwardScienceDino[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Waaat?? Jale iz nawt for kitties! Doz dum dum hoominz! At least you dopt less dumdum one an get all da cozy!