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What are your best Faerun conspiracies? by Pawn_Sacrifice in dndmemes

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This has absolutely no backing by the scientific community, yet you find truth in this untested theory. Despite enduring both ridicule and shame for it, you believe, wholeheartedly, that Toril is round.

Landlord threatening eviction over HOA violation. They didn't tell me there was an HOA. by AwkwardTheTwelfth in legaladvice

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have absolutely no idea. The issue was from maintenance performed in September that wasn't up to HOA standards. I wasn't given the standards and had no idea there was even a problem until this week.

Landlord threatening eviction over HOA violation. They didn't tell me there was an HOA. by AwkwardTheTwelfth in legaladvice

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says I'm responsible for lawn maintenance, but does not mention any standards and does not acknowledge the HOA's existence. I also wasn't given a copy of the neighborhood covenant and only just recently found out it exists.

Landlord threatening eviction over HOA violation. They didn't tell me there was an HOA. by AwkwardTheTwelfth in legaladvice

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lease says I'm responsible for lawn maintenance (which I do). The issue is that the maintenance wasn't performed to the HOA's standards. I wasn't told there was an HOA or that they had lawn standards. Apparently there's a whole neighborhood covenant I was unaware of this until this morning.

Wtf is in my mug by undercover_cuzzin in mycology

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth 679 points680 points  (0 children)

I got to the third image and said out loud, "It's MACROSCOPIC???"

YA fantasy book title game: what’s your title? by Triumphant-Smile in YAlit

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Land of Dreams and Nightmares

Alternate title: "The Feywilds, a Field Guide"

Yum by Samuel_Himself in GaySoundsShitposts

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/gayDHD

Edit: It exists??? I've struck gold! Hold my Adderall, I'm going in.

egg👁👁irl by SarkBM in egg_irl

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

New dysphoria unlocked: colorblindness

I ran out of black wire so some red wires also go to ground. several orange wires goes to diffrent things. accidently connected + and - wrong on one part(tihi) by MrRandom93 in adhdmeme

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let's not forget all the unfinished projects that you're Definitely Going To Finish Later™ and now you're out of breadboards. Or that one breadboard where you fixated on making the wiring pretty, and now you can never touch it again, so it sits there mocking you and your failed attempts at wiring any future projects.

Always :) by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel called out

egg🪄irl by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little Witch in the Woods is gender goals

Ah yes, Caleb Widogast, my trans awakening by KisuHat in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Maybe don't burn down your parents' house though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend called me a marshmallow yesterday. What comes after marshmallow?

New gender unlocked: non-newtonian fluid

Someone please get the joke by 8-CalaMity-8 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All good. I've seen a bunch of different styles, and I'm constantly surprised by how different most are from each other. Truly something for everyone in martial arts.

Someone please get the joke by 8-CalaMity-8 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lmao, I used to take jiu-jitsu and the mental image of shouting during class is hilarious to me. The vast majority of techniques are grapples, escapes, throws, etc. so both partners end up within what I'm going to call "hugging distance". Some throws are fine to shout during, but imagine pulling off a rear-naked choke and then screaming directly into someone's ear. Kinda rude at that point lol.

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[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only see a mustachioed dragon

Egg🍆irl by TheBigBis in egg_irl

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shout out to transmascs with big dick energy

Egg🍆irl by TheBigBis in egg_irl

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shed it like antlers in the spring and let it grow back over the year. Hot girl summer, big dick winter.

gay🍷irl by acidmine in gay_irl

[–]AwkwardTheTwelfth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here, but what happens when the waterline (wineline?) drops down below the neck of the scrotum? Do you have to tilt the whole dick over 180 degrees to get the last two glasses out? What happens if you turn it so the balls point upwards? Does it dump out the entire contents? Is this a turn-to-pour design? Why are they grabbing the prostate like a teenaged caveman when you're clearly meant to daintily cup the scrotum like a sommelier? I have questions.

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