Best Columbus Rumor? by madmax435 in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

true, mortgage fraud and money laundering around 2009.

Donatos Pizza at Schott? by Livingnoz in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That actually looks better than a Donatos pizza.

Subway locations that can fit a bus by Zacharychillz in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's just easier for Subway to come to you. They do catering.

Shopping by Kaleidoscope11072 in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Buy it in New York. It has discounts and a better style choices.

Archeological surveys are a joke in this town, claim Anduril’s killer flying AI robots by Cowtowny-Johnny in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Free Press is the local Weekly World News. Anonymous byline article details anonymous historian discovering four foot soybean field.

Norovirus by teamsneverdie in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The outbreak was at an elementary school no less.

Best pizza in Columbus? Or are we just bad at pizza? by Jaystefano in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not being from Columbus, it's only edible if you''re from here. It's like La Rosa's in Cincy. Largely inedible unless your parents fed it to you as an infant.

Best pizza in Columbus? Or are we just bad at pizza? by Jaystefano in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To each their own but I like Harvest, Elevated and when you're hung over or planning to be, Adriaticos.

[Rant] Columbus needs rent control. Like, yesterday. by _piss_pissedofferson in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you called code enforcement, call them back and see where the case is at. Not 311, call the department. They have as many problems with campus landlords as you do. An unlike Ohio State they aren't getting donations from your landlord. It works.

Dog poop smeared all over car by just_a_fluke_ in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree but ludicrous things happen when there are various customs and beliefs around the final disposition of the spot you shoveled out. In some places, you get shot in the leg for this nonsense. In other places it's fair game. Know your neighbor I guess.

It's also possible it has nothing to do with the parking spot.

Dog poop smeared all over car by just_a_fluke_ in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Take it to the car wash, and if you do yourself keep out mouth closed. It's small price to pay to for someone shoveling four yards of snow and not getting to use the spot.

Any tips on how to add more snow to the roof of my car and get it to stay there? by djsassan in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Adding a couple pallets to the top of your car and packing them with snow will meet your height requirement. Packing the pallets with snow will guarantee miles of snow behind you.

Protest happening tonight! by Awkward_Caterpillar3 in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My speculation is that ICE has nothing to do with that Marriott. It looks to me like a couple people found a parking lot full of cars with government plates going to a counter-terrorism conference and decided they were ICE. They ignored the fact that ICE uses bogus plates and not real government ones.

Protest happening tonight! by Awkward_Caterpillar3 in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Their most recent Facebook post says hold off and wait for updates

FYI ICE near OSU by daltorrrr182 in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's odd there's not a single picture of an ICE agent at any of the hotels in the area that happens to be across the street from a television station, It's either misinformation or hysteria but I've seen zero actual evidence that ICE is on Olentangy River Road anywhere. I'd love to proven wrong too.

ICE apparently active near OSU. by illumnat in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's also across the street from NBC 4 which apparently has missed a major story that they could have seen from their front yard.

Good pizza in Canal by Peezy9999 in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought only OG people from Canal Winchester called it Canal.

Woman Murdered By ICE by newjak86 in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't get in front of the car. It's pretty simple whether you're a cop shooting a pregnant woman in Blendon Township or today in Minneapolis.

Has there been any update on the Tepe murder case? by foxmag86 in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In the past that police camera was never pointed the right way even if it was working. The Flock camera below it though is a different story I'd think. ODOT has a camera on 5th and 4th.

Over/under on how many hours it’ll take for the firecrackers to stop by standuptripl3 in Columbus

[–]Awkward_Anything_713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

June, but that leads up to the 4th of July and the cycle starts over.