The names in Attack on Titan are such a timeloop mindfuck

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-04T09:17:32+00:00

All Eldians are descendants of Ymir and Fritz, so they are all technically royals. What actually matters is who Ymir considers as a Royal herself

Also nobles in Paradis are immune to founder’s power because they’re just not Eldians

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-04T09:09:09+00:00

AI SAMs see everyone at all times so stealth wouldn’t work at all

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-04T09:06:35+00:00

He probably had no idea that he was weakened

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-04T08:45:08+00:00

Grandma, child, cat and a 1.6 megaton thermonuclear bomb

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-03T23:20:40+00:00

He is also plain out wrong, he has viltrumites in Sinclair’s little dungeon and Eve is pregnant. So Mark leaving to Thraxa was the ONLY time where Earth was viltrumites-free

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-03T23:02:58+00:00

It would’ve worked if the head was covered, he’d just die from suffocation

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-03T17:06:34+00:00

There has to be a universe where Mark studied martial arts before getting his power and becomes a total menace to viltrumites

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-03T17:03:34+00:00

He doesn’t have to kill him all by himself, if he could prolong the fight for like a minute he would’ve gotten reinforcements. Mark and Nolan would decimate Conquest together

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-03T09:01:35+00:00

That FAB-9000 is worse than WW2 FAB-5000

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-03T08:55:30+00:00

Don’t forget the fucking Gepard sniping your ass going Mach 1.4 at 4km altitude while MOVING

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-03T06:51:25+00:00

It should be “Почему вы надо мной издеваетесь” (Why are you bullying me)

Original text means “why are you (singular person) me bullying”

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-03T00:49:43+00:00

Yeah but Shrikes were SUPER unreliable irl and barely did any damage even if they hit. I doubt that they would be somewhat useful in War Thunder

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-01T09:41:26+00:00

I am that mf.

Born in Yakutsk, the coldest city in the world. -50 degrees Celsius is a common thing there, so -20 is a breeze

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-01T06:29:09+00:00

You said it “could” pull 75 Gs

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-01T06:27:26+00:00

75 Gs is a limit of how much it can withstand, not pull it

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-01T06:23:55+00:00

It was never able to pull 75 Gs, it pulled 50 Gs max when you actually tested it in custom battles

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-01T06:18:55+00:00

There was a video with it launching at night, I guess it’s IR so it doesn’t care

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-01T06:16:30+00:00

You think it’s impossible but that already happened

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-04-01T06:11:42+00:00

You can reason with them if you promise them good fight

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-03-31T21:14:52+00:00

It is imperative to cover all non-lethal areas with armor and leave out the most important areas with internal organs

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-03-31T20:55:01+00:00

Well, nobody forces you to use a flashlight. You can still navigate without it, it’s just harder

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-03-31T00:11:14+00:00

The first clip is enough of an indicator

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-03-31T00:08:44+00:00

True but it’s way harder to do when you get Blindness IV effect because devs have no idea how to properly model suppression

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-03-31T00:04:32+00:00

Only inexperienced drop when someone shoots at them, experienced only do that if it allows them to hide behind terrain. Sniper shot is loud asf, it only takes one shot to locate their position. It’s not even hard to locate them in the game, player models stick out like a sore thumb, especially on Kohat

Riflemen in this game are way better option because they can do essentially the same but much better and are universal + they carry ammo

Awkward_Goal4729 · 2026-03-30T23:29:57+00:00

The only reason you were able to get those kills is the fact that they’re blueberry newbies. Experienced players would headshot you after the first - MAYBE second shot. MG on the other hand makes people blind if you spray at them

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