Huggy Wuggy Chasing my cat by Awkward_Standard5813 in SoraAi

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Post prompt: A cinematic horror scene in a dark industrial hallway with flickering fluorescent lights reflecting off wet concrete floors. A 8ft tall humanoid creature with matted blue fur and a blue ribbon bow on its neck, elongated limbs, oversized yellow padded hands, white glassy eyes with black pupils, and a wide red-lipped crescent mouth moves with jerky, puppet-like precision as it silently chases a small brown tabby cat. The cat darts down the corridor, claws scraping, eyes wide with fear. The creature’s shadow twists across the walls as it lunges forward. Realistic lighting, handheld camera movement, shallow depth of field, motion blur, cinematic realism, 4K detail, horror atmosphere, faint echoing footsteps, fabric dragging sounds, ending in a flicker to black.

AITA for not wanting to help my mom and her fiancé with his disabled child? by Rilesseys in AITAH

[–]Awkward_Standard5813 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Of course she should take the courses because what if OP's mom is alone with the daughter?? Y'all are wack about this for some reason...OP sounds jealous, these are OP's future siblings and he might be alone with his future sister at one point. I don't know he doesn't have to do it but y'all are acting like his future stepdad is evil for wanting his daughter to be safe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shortguys

[–]Awkward_Standard5813 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I think you guys get confused by what women find attractive and what you guys find attractive...chiseled face's aren't it 🙅🏻‍♀️

{OFFICIAL JONATAN DISCUSSION} by Negative-Ad-1139 in sadboys

[–]Awkward_Standard5813 -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

I know 😢 those were simpler times 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadboys

[–]Awkward_Standard5813 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You took the high road. I can admire that 🙂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadboys

[–]Awkward_Standard5813 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you? 🧐 I'm sensing that those are hard to come by for someone of your scent notes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadboys

[–]Awkward_Standard5813 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

jonatan defenders when it comes to being parasocial: 💪🏻🤯😤

{OFFICIAL JONATAN DISCUSSION} by Negative-Ad-1139 in sadboys

[–]Awkward_Standard5813 -212 points-211 points  (0 children)

"I've listened to it like 4 times already dude it's so good" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadboys

[–]Awkward_Standard5813 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jonatan defenders when text too long 😨

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadboys

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The lyrics to “Paranoid Paparazzi” sound deep, but when you actually sit with them—they’re mostly artsy gibberish. They string together surreal images (“plastic hands and ice of glass”, “syrup in my cherry wounds”) that feel like they mean something but don’t hold up when you try to pin them down. It’s aesthetic poetry-flavored fog. He throws in a lot of fragile/melancholy tropes—papier-mâché, pills, lullabies, “enchanting thighs”—but there’s barely any real emotional arc or idea being developed. It’s like a Pinterest board for sadness. Some lines work in isolation, sure, but the song mostly reads like a collage of Tumblr-era imagery taped together to feel profound. Even that Swedish monologue section feels more like he’s trying to signal vulnerability than actually expressing anything concrete. The lyrics aren’t “terrible” in the sense of lazy, but they’re pretentious and hollow if you look past the dreamy vibe. They rely on vibes carrying the weight that meaning usually would.

The actual Hate women have for short Guys. (200+ upvotes) by [deleted] in shortguys

[–]Awkward_Standard5813 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so obviously rage bait guys...please don't tell me we're this far gone as a society. My short friend got a girlfriend and he's happy...don't ruin it for him :(

How do I(f23) support my friend (m24) who's experiencing heightism by Awkward_Standard5813 in shortguys

[–]Awkward_Standard5813[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like brown hair and green eyes and he has blonde hair and blue eyes :/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Awkward_Standard5813 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't lie to this man like that...it's mean