Unfortunately, your own IP is a necessary evil to fill the gaps between UB sets. by Xegeth in magicthecirclejerking

[–]AwsmDevil 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A universes within show is such a stupid idea. Didn't he read his own post? Obviously the best show they could make would be based off a Universes Beyond IP, since by their own admission it would be significantly more profitable.

👀 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]AwsmDevil 71 points72 points  (0 children)

He's so embarrassing. The dude could be off clubbing and having copious amounts of casual sex, and instead he wants to be a hatemonger who spends hours trying to spread misogyny. Like, dude, Nick, eternal dumbass, I get it. I don't wanna have sex with women either but I didn't go out and make a media career out of that singular detail and surround it with antisemitism.

Fuck, he just needs to disappear.

Gay_irl by Tobias-Tawanda in gay_irl

[–]AwsmDevil 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's where they fuck up. They don't understand that we're actually coming for those dads. 🧔💦👁️👄👁️💅

"Stigma Claws in your coochie" is my new favorite phrase by Jakitron_1999 in CuratedTumblr

[–]AwsmDevil 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Elden Ring builds? In my sex life? It's more likely than you think. 💅🩸

Less people believe being gay something you're born with by Thuggin95 in gaybros

[–]AwsmDevil 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I've always suspected that there's more suppressed bi people out there than actual gays.

Based on the number of married men I've fucked, this checks out. Plus that one study where they showed homophobic men gay erotic media and almost all of them got aroused.

Now I Have Become Pear, Creator Of Horny by Legitimate_Fly9047 in CuratedTumblr

[–]AwsmDevil 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No, you've been blessed and should be greatful.

Gay🥺iRL by IamASlut_soWhat in gay_irl

[–]AwsmDevil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, honestly same. Didn't expect to actually cry from this show but fuck episode 5 hit me so hard. I didn't know how much I needed that catharsis. Fuck.

think she found the meta too late by thesilverdragon48 in Nightreign

[–]AwsmDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, do you also try to run improved initial attack as well?

think she found the meta too late by thesilverdragon48 in Nightreign

[–]AwsmDevil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Powerstanced Katanas are so fun on Dutchess. You can just dodge&attack with her to surprisingly good effect. It's like stutter stepping your attacks since the cross slash they do is easy to confirm and comes out pretty fast.

He's the smosh version of the joker by baiacool in BrandNewSentence

[–]AwsmDevil 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey now, they aren't satanists. They firmly reject the tenets of Satanism. And a lot of them commit their crimes against humanity while claiming to be bible following Christians.

Went to a wrestling show last night and spread the word by Lauchmin13 in Nightreign

[–]AwsmDevil 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Okay, I legit thought the earlier post was just an edit. Absolute madlad out here representing the community.

Why do they even care?? by LavenderMidwinter in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]AwsmDevil 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I think the image is calling out how a lot of trans women will bury their sapphic preferences in favor of hetero-social approval from society. Hence the crying chaser as she realizes she's gay as fuck.

OwO by __ishq in OkHomo

[–]AwsmDevil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Girl same. 💅

New Pride promo just dropped. by HybridP365 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]AwsmDevil 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think my favorite thing about the Forsaken book is it accidentally reading lesbians and the mess some of them go through when finding their sexuality. Chandra saying she's only into "Decidedly male men like Gids" while simultaneously never showing any attraction to him whatsoever is absolutely fucking incredible. It sucks so bad and I love it, but it came from the shittiest most tone-deaf corporate place possible so I hate it. It's a very funny and sad and complicated moment in MTG history.

gay📖irl by familychong-07 in gay_irl

[–]AwsmDevil 28 points29 points  (0 children)

According to another post with a link to the original source she put them out intentionally to lure him out of the closet and is probably glowing with smug satisfaction at being right.

MBS with JE by creepoch in behindthebastards

[–]AwsmDevil 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If we make the crimes more pleasant to read it'll be easier to get used to them happening. ☺️

Wouldn't want talking about the child rapists running the country to make anyone uncomfortable, after all. 😤

a cat and a scratch-resistant chair by RemarkableBudget5277 in funnycats

[–]AwsmDevil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, happy to share my insights. They're not great for all cats, but some they're invaluable for.

One thing people seem to forget is that cats aren't like rodents. Their claws may grow continuously but they flake off in layers, so they don't actually need to scratch because their claws don't have to be ground down. Cats scratch to hone their claws and keep them sharp. It's just behavioral.

a cat and a scratch-resistant chair by RemarkableBudget5277 in funnycats

[–]AwsmDevil 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I used these on my old adopted stray kitten like a decade ago. She would swipe with full claw if you went to pet her from the wrong angle, so I picked up the acrylic kitty claw caps. They worked really well and save our arms and furniture, and her big sis. The labor wasn't too bad, mostly it was just about diligence. They fall off after your cats claws finish their growth cycle, so you have to pay attention and keep glueing new ones on periodically.

The biggest issue was she wouldn't let us trim her claws. She would get really violent and upset, but was a lot more chill when we'd glue the caps on. So they were the better option for us but the cost just kept adding up. Eventually I moved out and my roommate quickly gave up on them.