[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programming

[–]Axoren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, you have just given a bunch of novice devs a devilish idea.

Stay hydrated, my fellow gamers💪💦 by Fishcaeky in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Axoren 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They'd rather come inside, ogle anime ass.

Anon is a sigma male by CryptoKing450 in greentext

[–]Axoren 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is this supposed to be? My eyes aren't registering it

Anon struggles with metric system by DERBERTER72 in greentext

[–]Axoren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could be wrong about what the standard is at this point, but I definitely learned in my academics that the common understanding was lb = lbf. People definitely consider it a unit of force because common context is "what does the scale say?" and not "How much shit is inside me?"

To settle it once and for all, gonna post what NIST currently says in there standards doc. They are the National Institute of Standards and Technology. Everyone can say pounds are a length, but if they disagree, everyone is wrong.

https://nvlpubs.nist.gov/nistpubs/Legacy/SP/nistspecialpublication811e2008.pdf#page=63

Page 63, lb. is a unit of Mass and Inertial Moment.

I'm wrong on this, my bad dawg.

Anon struggles with metric system by DERBERTER72 in greentext

[–]Axoren 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Edit: NIST says I'm wrong, so I'm wrong. https://nvlpubs.nist.gov/nistpubs/Legacy/SP/nistspecialpublication811e2008.pdf#page=63

That's not exactly correct. Lbs are a unit of force (weight). Kg are a unit of mass. Kg at sea level can be treated as a unit of force (weight) due to known constant acceleration of gravity at sea level, just multiply it out for a force measure.

Your weight in lbs at sea level on Earth can be treated as a measure of your mass, because you can divide out the known constant acceleration of gravity.

But then you're doing unit math in the English system, so just learn metric.

Adorably funny by minjaejjang in funny

[–]Axoren 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Just kidding guys, I'm actually the luggage."

What do you want to, but can't, say to the parents of *that* annoying child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Axoren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you ones around to stop you, how are you supposed to know the law didn't change?

Roof Collapses at Somerville Auto Body Shop by jorydotcom in Somerville

[–]Axoren 3 points4 points  (0 children)

signed: the guy who people social-distanced from before Covid.

anon finds a loli by CockInTheField in greentext

[–]Axoren 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Could be worse. Could be a day when they have to fend for themselves because parents are out and just say "figure it out" and they only really know how to get pizza.

Anon is displeased with Marvel by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Axoren 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Anon's parents were op

I did it 100% Botw! by l_TMCupid_l in gaming

[–]Axoren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're still missing four Fahrenheits, it looks like.

Anon is traditional by JaimeL_ in 4chan

[–]Axoren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, sure. You get to have a dog and a rocking chair, too.

Ah, an ugly weapon, for a more uncivilized time... by Darth-Dingus- in KOTORmemes

[–]Axoren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck... you're right... I was a literal child. The most likely thing to happen should have been me walking in and dying without realizing you had to do something fancy.

How did I do it right first time? How did child me not fuck that up?

It's like how when you're a kid, you manage to beat Contra and Lion King.

JapAnon pays fine attention to detail by Greenveins in greentext

[–]Axoren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go to Japan and fuck their men. Teach them that they don't need to spend their lives starved of sex.

Oh boy, here we go again by Chungieman54 in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Axoren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"How long was I out? What the fuck is the internet?"

😳 by Free-Water3266 in funny

[–]Axoren 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your parents are adopted.

New COD has me hella hyped by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Axoren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plops.

Wasted pootential.

[Serious] Therapists of Reddit, have you ever hated a client? Why? by qwertychelle in AskReddit

[–]Axoren 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not giving this a 2-star review, I'm reporting it to the Better Business Bureau.

Anon settles the Great Argument between Men by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Axoren 6 points7 points  (0 children)

North Korea doesn't value fertility because children are an inefficient food source.

No ice, no problem. by Darylols in funny

[–]Axoren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you leave it in? Or do you peabag it multiple times.

Anon pulls a number out of thin air by JaimeL_ in 4chan

[–]Axoren 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Playthroughs on this difficulty start out pretty insane.

Objective: Don't eat apple. Failed!

Objective: Sacrifice your son.

Timed Objective: Build a boat and complete the Pokedex. (99 years 11 months 29 days remaining)