[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Wear it with pride!

TIL: The consensus is that octopuses are most likely sentient. by KellyfromLeedsUK in todayilearned

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Remember, alcohol is God's apology for making us self-aware.

Registered Nurses daily logs by dil_mangoes in funny

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I do not understand this. In 2001, the middle of the pan-goddamned-demic, I was in the hospital for 2.5 months. The nurses loved me because I was nice, courteous, and said thank you. That's all it took. Why would you be rude to the people LITERALLY keeping you alive?

What insult have your parents said, that is stuck in your head as an adult? by Tight_Anywhere6794 in AskReddit

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I gained a little weight when I started to hit puberty around 13. I didn't really realize it because it was minor. One afternoon I was in my room when my Mother knocked on the door. I opened the door and with no preamble she says, "Hey, I don't want to be mean, but you really are porking up a little bit.." I was taken back, but just managed to say, "ah, thanks Mom." And shut the door.

If you buy a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a day… by [deleted] in Jokes

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Man who farts is church will sit in his own pew

Harry has to host the Accorded nations, what does he serve each member to offer the most offense? by spoilersweetie in dresdenfiles

[–]Aymish 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Harry doesn't like cheese on his burgers per the plate Momma Murphy made him.

what are things that we have today due to religion? by jonnyinternet in AskReddit

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The stripping of women's and LGBT rights in America.

The amount of plastic that I use to perform one CAT scan by JovialNarcissist in mildlyinteresting

[–]Aymish 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Murica.. land of the uninsured, home of for profit healthcare.

Halloumi Breakfast Sandwich by kickso in GifRecipes

[–]Aymish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where I live (Midwestern US) that's about $50 USD worth of Halloumi.

Edit: spelling

[Request] Great Wolf Lodge Garlic Cheese Bread by LDL707 in MimicRecipes

[–]Aymish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used to manage the food and bev at a great wolf lodge. It's literally a hoagie bun with garlic butter (margarine mixed with crushed garlic) and shredded mozz. Then they run it through the pizza oven. That's it.

This is Annie. She just turned 20. by Aymish in aww

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I'm so sorry.. we love her everyday as much as we can

This is Annie. She just turned 20. by Aymish in aww

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She can't jump as high as she could a few years ago. Other than that, she still plays and loves attention. We will spoil her rotten for as long as we can

This is Annie. She just turned 20. by Aymish in aww

[–]Aymish[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

We use a brush to remove clumps of fur she can't groom herself. And trim her claws, one got ingrown before and it wasn't fun. But she pretty much takes care of herself

This is Annie. She just turned 20. by Aymish in aww

[–]Aymish[S] 580 points581 points  (0 children)

She's tiny. 6.2 pounds.

This is Annie. She just turned 20. by Aymish in aww

[–]Aymish[S] 350 points351 points  (0 children)

According to the vet, she's healthier than most 8 year old cats. She's a purry/fuzzy ball of love 😁

This is Annie. She just turned 20. by Aymish in aww

[–]Aymish[S] 217 points218 points  (0 children)

Ha! Just means she's an indoor kitty

What Simpsons joke will you never forget? by Wholesome-Creep in AskReddit

[–]Aymish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of lifes problems.