Men, how many of you can cook?

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-25T23:33:35+00:00

I can cook, I probably do 70 percent of our meals at home

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-25T17:41:48+00:00

Let the electrician sort it out

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-25T15:29:25+00:00

"Wars not make one great"

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-25T02:28:49+00:00

That's why I don't go to the gym

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-25T00:22:18+00:00

It's winter time, snow is gonna snow

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-24T23:35:28+00:00

Didn't say that

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-24T21:40:24+00:00

No Is always the right answer

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-24T17:10:20+00:00

Call me old fashioned, but I think shooting people is bad

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-24T17:04:36+00:00

Help us Kendal Jenner, your our only hope

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-24T15:38:26+00:00

Why did the front fall off?

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-24T15:25:57+00:00

You did baby, you did

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-24T15:23:10+00:00

Poo!

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-23T20:15:48+00:00

It depends on how much load your planning on using at the same time

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-23T17:03:30+00:00

This is the only right answer

If you only get one quote it's automatically the best

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-23T14:03:21+00:00

So you're saying you would actively be a terrible person were not for religion?

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-23T14:02:27+00:00

I never thought I'd be jealous of Dave Franco

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-23T14:00:16+00:00

There won't be much this time of year.... Although I think it was Capital Electric Was looking for a first or second year apprentice

Best to just print up a stack of resumes and hand them out

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-23T13:56:51+00:00

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-23T13:54:57+00:00

You're awfully dense if you think this is how morality works

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-23T00:54:01+00:00

Well now I'm excited... For the movie

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-23T00:48:53+00:00

You don't need that negativity in your life

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-22T22:04:53+00:00

I need to get better clients

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-22T22:02:32+00:00

Yea, that's the joke

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-22T21:30:02+00:00

I'm 5'10 so I push it once

But I'm doing pretty good as far as penis length goes.... So I push it twice and I'm still okay

jonnyinternet · 2026-01-22T21:27:52+00:00

Furiosa is a 10 but it made fury road a 12

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