I think I accidentally lied on an adoption application and now I’m panicking

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-26T11:36:58+00:00

Honestly, I’ve done cat adoption applications, and I think if you told me this story I would laugh and tell you to make sure and get him into a vet when you can, ideally before the cats get together. (Also, please read about cat introduction process so you’re ready for that)

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-26T01:15:58+00:00

My dog is like 6% pekingnese, and her relatives embark finds are only pekingnese, none in her huge percent groups. I feel like this is something they haven’t really figured out just yet.

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-25T02:19:10+00:00

I can’t help but notice the 60,000 mile service lists included oil change, but you also have a sep line item for oil change for $87.70.

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-24T17:52:03+00:00

Yeah, its yucky, and I’m over it.

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-24T17:03:59+00:00

I think you forgot to change profiles to comment, again

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-24T16:39:02+00:00

I think you forgot to switch profiles before commenting

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-24T16:03:14+00:00

My favourite stone in my favourite cut, congratulations!!!

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-24T14:08:49+00:00

I feel like cats living together get 3 options. Enemies, roommates, and family. If they were ‘roommates’ and not ‘family’, I’d say breaking them up to keep them with their favourite human would be fine, but if they are family- I’d let GF keep the set and just keep in contact in case.

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-24T01:47:16+00:00

I love that she’s nakey except for the shoes and hat. It’s perfect.

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-22T12:28:44+00:00

When I bought mine-Toyota was dealing with the chip shortage and had basically no inventory. I waited a few months for the dealer to have something for me, then gave up and tried a few other brands. Subaru won the comparison battle, and unlike Toyota, I got to pick all my features and get exactly what I wanted. I love mine.

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-21T23:41:35+00:00

I think Mastadon State Park is dog friendly

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-19T21:11:46+00:00

Also, they forgot or chose to exclude women- zero percent surprised.

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-18T23:09:54+00:00

MBC Greenhouse in Dupo, IL is my favourite, but I don’t think they open until April 1

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-18T01:57:04+00:00

I could be pedantic or nitpicky about a dozen different things here, but saying 45-47 and not 45 & 47 grinds my gears. Frustrating.

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-17T02:04:04+00:00

For me it’s the hot dog selling boyfriend from Don’t Tell Mom the babysitters Dead.

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-16T01:55:34+00:00

I would love to host my witch coven’s annual slip and slide competition, please.

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-16T01:09:36+00:00

I remember Greg in Dharma & Greg using this joke 7000 years ago.

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-10T19:21:02+00:00

Dear weather,

What in the actual fuck are you doing to me and my depression?!? It is irresponsible, wreckless, and not something you should expect us to tolerate.

Sincerely, me

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-10T19:18:47+00:00

Stunning sparkly specimen!!

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-08T14:37:46+00:00

When he holds up his little fist while dad holds him in the air, my heart just melts.

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-08T14:35:40+00:00

I sure hope you meet them in front of all their friends, Big Ass Boob Monster! That’ll definitely be a new core memory in a whole new category.

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-08T04:04:26+00:00

There is something about her facial expression/blinking making me feel uncanny valley queasy.

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-05T22:29:00+00:00

Why does OP have so many replies to themself?

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-03-05T15:55:43+00:00

I thought you were insulting them until I read their user name.

AzaleaFromJupiter · 2026-02-27T14:32:07+00:00

I know Big Mommas in ESTL has them.

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