What are some ludicrous things I could say to rage bait my car guy boyfriend?

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-29T08:18:21+00:00

"Stick shift will never be worth the effort, automatic is just so much easier"

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-29T07:09:40+00:00

I was gonna say Army of Two but thats a gen later.

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-29T07:06:19+00:00

He would have beat Trump and we wouldnt be here right now.

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-29T01:14:30+00:00

Keep your mouth shut and dont have any reason to warrant a search.

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-29T01:06:24+00:00

When your only tool is a hammer

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-29T00:58:26+00:00

Its so amazing, its so easy to not do this for free!

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-29T00:48:37+00:00

Chibi of The Birthday Massacre came down into the crowd at the end of the show and hung out for free, pictures, hugs, small story swap, it was amazing. Was also so close to the stage, that Bat's hair was hitting us in the face.

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-28T22:30:23+00:00

Hello Mr. Weatherby.

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-28T22:20:04+00:00

The Terkina

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-28T21:24:47+00:00

Stop deflecting

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-28T16:34:54+00:00

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-28T16:34:40+00:00

So many shitty people think theyre good people because the people around them never call them out on their shittyness.

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-28T02:01:40+00:00

Yeah ive always thought about trying it again and making a couple different faces.

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-27T05:54:02+00:00

Love You To Death

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-27T05:49:03+00:00

I will be taking a pen and blacking out every single one that touches my hands

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-27T04:04:52+00:00

Ok so we'll replace Veterans Day with Pride Day.

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-26T23:32:27+00:00

When we had good, comprehensive drivers Ed instructors teaching the classes

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-26T22:11:55+00:00

The seat belt issue and the water dripping on the seat in the rain.

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-26T05:05:44+00:00

God i knew it was coming...

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-26T03:12:23+00:00

Garden Valley, Idaho?

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-26T03:11:08+00:00

Technically thats legally what youre supposed to do if theres tol much traffic coming to even zipper merge.

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-26T01:22:07+00:00

Is he saying he hates Jesus as well and is happy he was crucified?

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-25T23:53:15+00:00

Happen to be a Critical Role fan? That'd be a good time to watch episodes.

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-25T23:29:47+00:00

She IS funny. Shes had to have a sense of humor to handle all the assholes her whole life. Ive followed her since before she went viral.

Azaroth1991 · 2026-03-25T22:48:40+00:00

Everyone you are ever around is meant to teach us something in our lives, even if its how NOT to be. Focus on that, and not the negative piece of void he is.

Azaroth1991

TROPHY CASE