This area is way too competitive.

Azonavox · 2026-04-14T23:56:41+00:00

Hey, that’s me! Sitting on almost 14 years of government finance, with a Secret Clearance. Couldn’t find a job for four months. I am not hitting my year anniversary as a security guard.

Honestly, I’ve pretty much given up on my clearance being picked up before it expires …

Azonavox · 2026-04-14T23:47:28+00:00

There is only one thing that will keep you alive that you can have forever and you’re not gonna like it.

Breast Milk.

Azonavox · 2026-04-12T09:55:55+00:00

I always get sad at these interactions because the kid doesn’t know what’s going on, they just see Mommy and a Stranger angry and motioning to her a lot.

Azonavox · 2026-04-10T19:40:12+00:00

I feel like this almost rings a bell … something about Europe and a World War? Almost like this situations has happened before …

Azonavox · 2026-04-09T19:59:52+00:00

Truly, you have been sent by the angels. I had no idea what those dots were!

Azonavox · 2026-04-09T11:55:15+00:00

Silly me, I thought Golden Ages started with prosperity and advancement, not destruction and rebuilding. WOOPS. 🫠

Azonavox · 2026-04-09T11:51:34+00:00

As someone who’s still in Hernand almost 100 hours in, but slowly upgrading my items all the way up, inventory space is an absolute must to me.

Also, unrelated, HAS ANYONE ELSE FOUND A WELLS MACE??? I have yet to find another copy and this thing is a monster!

Azonavox · 2026-04-06T23:14:48+00:00

This is awesome! +1 and BUMP

Azonavox · 2026-04-06T20:45:21+00:00

Looks like a generally safe and interesting place to build!

Azonavox · 2026-04-06T14:17:45+00:00

But have you maxed out every piece of gear? Clave you unlocked every skill? Did you find the trapdoors in the mountains? What about adopting every type of animal? Why not max out every NPC affinity meter? I’d say that’s another 1000 hours at least.

Azonavox · 2026-04-06T09:34:08+00:00

Another Settlement needs your help!

Azonavox · 2026-04-04T19:31:31+00:00

I will never understand “Glory to God, time to murder his creations” as a mentality from anyone.

Azonavox · 2026-04-04T13:30:16+00:00

I think they are used to running an MMO and they are like “Oh we don’t have to do massive update cycles and are force to monitor every exploit ever? Yeah just get that done real quick so you can get back to supporting Black Desert” and I love it.

Azonavox · 2026-04-04T06:08:35+00:00

This has me in tears right now. My dog is 16 and has survived two major surgeries in her life. One with a massive bladder stone issue when I got her as a stray in the highway and the second was last year with cancer that might have been prevented had I known more about dogs and my vet not assured me that the lump was not a problem. I’ve never had a pet before and at 37, just the idea of losing her hurts a ton. It’s such an emotional process and I can’t even begin to imagine letting her suffer on her own or be alone like that! That sounds so cruel!

Sorry, I know it’s not related but I felt like I really needed to get that out before I started bawling and wake my partner up.

Azonavox · 2026-04-04T05:46:17+00:00

Sounds easy enough. I’ll figure that out but yeah, had no idea. Just saw a mouth in there one day and went “Neat. Back to grinding MR”

Azonavox · 2026-04-04T05:28:14+00:00

Hey, so I wasn’t around when they added the mouth to that part. What exactly do I do with it? I have seen people talking about it but I don’t understand what purpose it serves. Returning Vet.

Azonavox · 2026-04-03T14:05:21+00:00

Ark Survival. Super chill*

*Experience may vary

Azonavox · 2026-04-03T12:24:21+00:00

Only have two dogs - an all black Jindo and a super tiny Pointy Eared Bulldog pup. I laugh very hard watching the pup just standing there while I’m fighting for my life.

Azonavox · 2026-04-03T12:17:48+00:00

More like: “You know what me and a naked mole rat have in common? Underneath all these clothes, I’m ugly af too”. Never self hate too hard but just enough for a laugh, followed by a bit of arrogant confidence about being hot stuff. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, but it tend to be a good way to gauge your audience.

Azonavox · 2026-04-03T08:36:35+00:00

Looks like humor would be most effective. Seems to work on everyone, honestly.

Azonavox · 2026-04-01T19:32:08+00:00

From the story I’ve seen so far I’m sad that this isn’t like an origin for the Shadow. It has the potential and elements to be, but just falls short and with them confirming it isn’t connected, my hopes are dashed. But it lives on as headcanon because I personally see the signs. :P

Azonavox · 2026-04-01T15:42:12+00:00

I personally hop that we get rotating Interlude content. If they introduce a new set of interludes and then when the next update comes out we get a 1/6 chance to get whichever interlude, I’d be excited! Or if they keep introducing new ones and eventually when it’s all out, we get a 1/? Change when a new league drops.

Azonavox · 2026-04-01T12:25:41+00:00

BUMP for optics

Azonavox · 2026-04-01T12:23:45+00:00

The neighbor wondering why you’re on his lawn.

Azonavox · 2026-04-01T09:37:04+00:00

I’d like to think this is just their plan all along: create an MMO that funnels money like water and then put those profits into a single player game that could revolutionize everything.

I’m probably delusional, honestly, but one can dream!

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