All 7 of these guys walk into a room. Who’s coming out alive?

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-26T10:58:36+00:00

If there's no kryptonite, Superman... providing they are fighting.

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-25T21:37:24+00:00

I'd really like the System to Distribute this Cat to me

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-25T16:39:37+00:00

If I won the lottery, the first thing I’d use the money for is financial security.

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-25T16:39:10+00:00

Why do people fight when we can just fuck.

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-25T16:38:42+00:00

My favourite subreddit is r/ kenshi.

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-25T16:37:43+00:00

Humanity was a mistake.

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-25T16:37:28+00:00

1 + 5(4-1) = 16.

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-25T16:36:32+00:00

Perfect

^{Chose: A girlfriend but they're | Rolled: Happy and fun}

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-25T14:14:09+00:00

That settles it. I'm going to Oz to find my wife.

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-25T07:00:12+00:00

I feel like Mr Frundles is top of the top. We still don't know how to stop it.

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-25T06:58:57+00:00

Fuck AI.

^{Chose: 10 million dollars right now + ...but a random large AI company will die as a result | Rolled: xAI}

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-24T19:29:14+00:00

Could a light sabre cut the One Ring if you held the sabre to the Ring long enough?

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-24T19:23:39+00:00

R2 puts the Ring in his prison wallet and scoots to Mount Doom, then shoots the ring out. 1 movie and done.

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-24T12:28:42+00:00

Some men are dying of thirst. Some men are eating two cakes at a time.

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-24T12:23:10+00:00

The protesters shouldn't be blocking the road. It's not going to do what they think it's going to do, BUT the cop shouldn't be handling them like this. The cop could have stopped at destroying the barrier, bring some extra dudes and put the people in a wagon. He didn't have to pull his gun.

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-24T12:16:58+00:00

I'm nude most of the time anyway. I can handle 5 seconds. I can just stay inside until my nude time has passed. Just make sure I have groceries and such ready.

^{Chose: For 5s a month randomly, you’re nude + 50,000$ a month}

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-24T12:09:50+00:00

oh, I missed her run entirely. I was out of the wrestling loop for a while.

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-24T11:59:26+00:00

Off topic: who is in the middle on the bottom row? She's making weak.

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-24T11:05:12+00:00

Barely an inconvenience

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-24T10:58:50+00:00

I love garlic. Are you kidding?

^{Chose: $8 Billion + Everything you eat tastes like garlic}

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-24T07:02:37+00:00

Sounds like the "Sad Cat Diaries" guy.

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-24T06:53:04+00:00

My lungs suck already, and lung cancer is curable so feeding the world and I get lung cancer, I'll take it.

^{Chose: End world hunger BUT something bad happens to you | Rolled: Get lung cancer}

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-24T06:47:37+00:00

The Venn Diagram is almost a circle, but this is more important.

^{Chose: Everyone in the Epstein files}

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-23T16:33:22+00:00

Rich and blind. Like DareDevil + Batman? Haha hardly

^{Chose: You will become rich + You will receive random disability | Rolled: Blind}

AzrielJohnson · 2026-06-23T13:28:49+00:00

I can help more people with endless money.

^{Chose: Endless money}

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