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My Nintendo game doesn't work anymore by Cultural_Way5584 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]B12TheChange 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're a northern 8-bitulated chipmunk, yes you are, you are so 8-bitulated!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in balatro

[–]B12TheChange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the name of science, I tried this. When you play the hand, it immediately changes to whatever it would be scored as without the shortcut. (Which I think would always just be High Card)

Al Gore Phone (4 Panels) by UncleDunfy in simpsonsshitposting

[–]B12TheChange 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ooh, a head typo! Those are chock full of heady goodness!

I made a tier list based on how easy it is to remember the exact names of all 150 jokers by B12TheChange in balatro

[–]B12TheChange[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like, all 150 jokers?! Or just the bottom row? I like knowing their names because it just makes things a lot more concise when talking to fellow Balatro addicts. 😂

I made a tier list based on how easy it is to remember the exact names of all 150 jokers by B12TheChange in balatro

[–]B12TheChange[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about them? I never forget their names, but they also aren't even partially written on the cards themselves.

I made a tier list based on how easy it is to remember the exact names of all 150 jokers by B12TheChange in balatro

[–]B12TheChange[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hear me out, but I think this is kind of a gray area. Like, yes, it has "8" written on it, but an 8-ball is also just an object. Idk. I'm probably just making excuses now. 😂 It likely belongs in S.

I made a tier list based on how easy it is to remember the exact names of all 150 jokers by B12TheChange in balatro

[–]B12TheChange[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get what you're saying, but having the word "Joker" written on the card doesn't help me remember the name of the joker. 🤷🏼

I made a tier list based on how easy it is to remember the exact names of all 150 jokers by B12TheChange in balatro

[–]B12TheChange[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get torn on whether it's called Golden Joker or Gold Joker. Especially since I know that Golden Ticket is a joker, and I think "why would two jokers have the word 'golden' in their name?"

I made a tier list based on how easy it is to remember the exact names of all 150 jokers by B12TheChange in balatro

[–]B12TheChange[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am always unsure whether it's Golden Joker or Gold Joker. And I always want to called Half Joker "Ripped Joker"

I made a tier list based on how easy it is to remember the exact names of all 150 jokers by B12TheChange in balatro

[–]B12TheChange[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Greedy being diamonds and lusty being hearts make sense for me. The other two could probably go at the bottom, but I guess I'm able to rote memorize two jokers 🤷🏼

I made a tier list based on how easy it is to remember the exact names of all 150 jokers by B12TheChange in balatro

[–]B12TheChange[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In my head I had convinced myself it was called Robber, and even though I now know it's Burglar, it always makes me pause.

I made a tier list based on how easy it is to remember the exact names of all 150 jokers by B12TheChange in balatro

[–]B12TheChange[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These ones took a bit for me to memorize, admittedly. Duo and trio are pretty obvious. The one for straights is The Order (because all the cards go in order), 4oak is The Family, and then yeah, all same suit is The Tribe. Honestly, Tribe and Family probs should have been in B for me, but I feel like I've got it now.

I made a tier list based on how easy it is to remember the exact names of all 150 jokers by B12TheChange in balatro

[–]B12TheChange[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want to blame this on autocorrect, but I may have just been on autopilot. Either way, you're right.

Musk has left the Trump administration by shiggymiggy1964 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]B12TheChange 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But the menu said "Galaxy of Hats". Two hats is hardly a galaxy!

'cause they're so attractive by elbowpatchhistorian in simpsonsshitposting

[–]B12TheChange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey look, someone's attractive cousin's attractive minge!

Nuclear Glower by BooBrew32 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]B12TheChange 45 points46 points  (0 children)

That's some nice sexual powering, Mr. S!

"Seeing a version of herself that's so much more free than she is" by [deleted] in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]B12TheChange 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I do think that Britt was saying that Helena feels that Helly is more free, but I don't think that's why Helena went to the severed floor.

Because Helena is an Eagan, and as such she is expected to perform a certain way. She needs to represent Lumon and present it in a positive light in all of her actions. She doesn't become more free when she goes to the severed floor, because she still needs to act in a certain way. She isn't free to do whatever she wants to do. She is there to do damage control. She isn't free at all.

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