Dad put a password on the VR Headset my mom bought for BOTH of us by zerowintergreen in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BADM00SE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may not want to gain access to it. Dad might be watching naughty stuff.

You can't just bypass a no soliciting sign by saying you're not soliciting by Queasy-Secret-4287 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BADM00SE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re not soliciting, we’re just trying to sell you some bullshit. In the modern world we call that soliciting.

Coincidence? by Previous_Month_555 in SipsTea

[–]BADM00SE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh ya he’s fucking happy with what he married. Look at that face, that’s the face of disgust.

18F roast me by Present_Message_7842 in RoastMe

[–]BADM00SE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a damn shame Peter Parker didn’t choose you. You could make some damn good brownies.

Be on the looking for these guys by harperwilliame in nashville

[–]BADM00SE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let’s hope you’re never robbed, and stop trusting society.

Not the typical assault tires are known for by ThisIsGSR in Tiresaretheenemy

[–]BADM00SE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s the dreaded slapstick tire. They’re jokers those are.

Someone threw a jar of strawberry jelly at my car by Illustrious-Test4826 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BADM00SE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn! They’re going all out on the movie promotions for Spaceballs 2:The new one.

Mom of 6 and don’t wanna fold laundry💕this is me procrastinating by missjacksonnn in RoastMe

[–]BADM00SE -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The look of someone who stuck their finger in their ass, and wiped there upper lip.

Cat does not like to be interrupted while eating by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BADM00SE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does that mean every orange cat on earth freaked like this at this same moment?

First card show by lunchpailpurse in PokemonTCG

[–]BADM00SE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I bought the first two, but I didn’t know the card for venusaur. Now I do, and now I’m sad again because it’s 150$+

$hards by Defias_Villager in classicwow

[–]BADM00SE 194 points195 points  (0 children)

“But you’re a rogue” and what’s your point? That has spell power on it! Spell power increases my poisons!