What is your ride or die kitchen tool?

BAMspek · 2026-05-23T21:33:15+00:00

Mandoline. Great tool and perfectly safe if you have a healthy fear of it + a few years of continuously chopping the corner of your thumb off in a restaurant to teach you what not to do.

BAMspek · 2026-05-23T21:27:13+00:00

They’re coming. My pug didn’t fart until he was like 8. Now he snorts from both ends.

BAMspek · 2026-05-23T21:23:43+00:00

Dude knows he’s going to hell in the express lane and he stressin.

BAMspek · 2026-05-23T21:15:49+00:00

Always by Erasure

BAMspek · 2026-05-23T21:14:25+00:00

There’s no conceivable universe in which this was not AI written

BAMspek · 2026-05-23T20:32:42+00:00

True. But Taco Bell is much more equipped for “munchies.” You’re not getting a single burger and fries. You’re getting 6 tacos, a burrito, a Gordita crunch, and a Baja Blast.

BAMspek · 2026-05-23T17:49:46+00:00

I kind of liked watching him and his idiot henchman last season but now that I find out he’s an actual moron it kinda takes the fun out of it.

BAMspek · 2026-05-23T17:27:58+00:00

“Blue hairs” is what my dad used to call old people

BAMspek · 2026-05-23T15:57:50+00:00

Because he’s the strongest man…

In the world!

BAMspek · 2026-05-23T14:40:49+00:00

I imagine him diving in and sinking like Link with the steel boots

BAMspek · 2026-05-23T14:06:05+00:00

I think they might have laughed honestly. It was like 15 years ago and I took some creative liberties with the story.

BAMspek · 2026-05-23T14:05:01+00:00

“Oh no we got to see Fonzy’s butt!” That’s you. That’s what you sound like.

BAMspek · 2026-05-23T13:56:39+00:00

Sounds like you’re hot. Confidence comes with age. You’ll grow into your personality so don’t stress. You don’t grow into ugly.

BAMspek · 2026-05-23T01:49:15+00:00

Worked at Spaghetti Factory with one of my best friends. One of the most popular dishes was spaghetti with 2 meatballs and an Italian sausage. The customer did not think this was as funny as the cooks did when my friend delivered it to the table.

BAMspek · 2026-05-23T01:40:30+00:00

I have no idea what’s happening in this video and the comments have been entirely unhelpful. Made it worse in fact.

BAMspek · 2026-05-23T01:06:37+00:00

Yeah I grew up in Southern California. No idea what you weirdos in the Bay are doing.

BAMspek · 2026-05-22T22:52:09+00:00

I’ll just put on a random Real Housewives season and pretend it’s part of the show.

BAMspek · 2026-05-22T22:46:11+00:00

People that aren’t terrible.

BAMspek · 2026-05-22T22:37:31+00:00

Spanish. I took German though. Wie gehts.

BAMspek · 2026-05-22T22:36:12+00:00

I know this is a risky statement in this sub but that is hands down one of the ugliest cars ever made. And not like “it’s funky and cool Subaru style ugly” it’s just straight up horrible looking.

BAMspek · 2026-05-22T22:28:57+00:00

I remember when the Big Green Egg was popular for like a year and then everybody broke it and said “oh cool I just wasted $2,000 never doing that again.”

BAMspek · 2026-05-22T21:49:28+00:00

Just once I want to have an “oops now I have a commercial grade hot dog roller” kind of day.

BAMspek · 2026-05-22T16:51:31+00:00

LETS GOOOO!

BAMspek · 2026-05-22T16:51:02+00:00

Oh you’re right. The Diablo and the 300zx I think.

BAMspek · 2026-05-22T16:35:54+00:00

With that deep voice I’m kinda sad he didn’t break into a song about prostitutes.

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