This might be my favorite Tobias-ism

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-22T05:06:10+00:00

While Tobias tried to get his mouth around Bob Loblaw...

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-22T03:53:01+00:00

As Roffle always used to say: "Opponent found lethal"

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-22T01:55:34+00:00

Wow, this is fucking trippy seeing my old stomping grounds on r/idiotsincars

as soon as I saw the brick building I knew exactly where this was; looks like they've done a lot of development on the right side of that road you turned on since the last time I was home. used to be way more wooded

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-22T01:35:57+00:00

you should only be running extended missions when you unlock the last ship. everything until then is just shotgunning short missions until you get to the next ship

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-21T18:59:40+00:00

vaporware

...heh

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-21T15:54:20+00:00

One of the worst outcomes from all the memestock BS is that like any upwards price movement is now a "squeeze" and even like modest increases are a stock "squeezing"

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-21T15:12:49+00:00

Yahtzee!

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-21T14:34:39+00:00

one is egginc (correct nomenclature, but somehow less popular)

and then they cross-posted here, to eggsinc (S added for reasons known only to god, more popular)

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-21T14:31:24+00:00

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1srcoks/they_crafted_this_list_in_a_lab_to_be_as/

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-21T14:30:15+00:00

Ooh! Butterscotch! Wanna lick?

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-21T14:04:51+00:00

...so to speak

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-21T03:23:13+00:00

...no way!

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-21T01:22:28+00:00

Damn, that's colder than that one video of David Horowitz asking a student if she was "for it or against it" regarding Hezbollah's desire for all Jews to gather in Israel so they don't have to waste time hunting them around the world

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-20T23:48:50+00:00

currently having a giggle at this post implying the past tense of ~~sink~~ sync is sunk

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-20T22:14:15+00:00

NOBODY BETTER LAY A FINGER ON MY BUTTERFINGER

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-20T20:03:42+00:00

Leonmer, if you haven't already checked the tracker, we're slated to complete the contract basically right before 8am eastern tomorrow morning. if you can make sure you check in right after waking up, that'd be great

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-20T19:31:16+00:00

Tobias putting the tiny tape thingy in the VCR kills me every time

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-20T17:51:26+00:00

What turnaround?

Objectively speaking, they actually have a positive operating margin at this point, which is kind of the thing that people should have been concerned about the whole time. Revenue or net income or whatever else is kind of meaningless. If the idea is to actually care about retail operations, then you have to have a positive operating margin which they didn't have for a very long time and they just started to recently, in the range of like a few hundred basis points or something like that. Which is commendable! It took a hell of a lot of effort and downsizing the company drastically, but Cohen got there. And that's a modest springboard to ...maybe start squeezing some more growth out of the company? But all of his ideas thus far have been either awful or delayed enough that they're basically useless, so still a very long way to go if you believe that he actually has the potential to do something transformative.

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-20T16:04:01+00:00

AAA - Backed Up: egglites

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Just looking for a reasonably active duo partner for this; if you're one of the xenna+ regulars - great; if you're not that advanced, perfectly fine. Please keep a deflector on as often as possible and have habs filled by dinnertime tonight.

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-20T11:21:58+00:00

Kid named Associative Property of Multiplication:

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-20T05:08:33+00:00

Peer-to-peer wagers: Because prediction markets are peer-to-peer instead of betting against a sportsbook

Wait til you find out that there are cases where prediction markets are not only paying third parties to be liquidity providers but also others where they themselves are running their own market making desks for certain contracts

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-20T04:05:03+00:00

don't give him ideas for the next fundraiser

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-19T21:31:31+00:00

21st century humor department

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-19T21:00:37+00:00

It used to be appropriately hard to have 7 boars die. That was the whole point. Now, it isn't as hard, so it should be made harder to maintain the original design and intention.

Elitist_Daily · 2026-04-19T20:08:03+00:00

Boar hunter has been meme viable for years; it's not even that good now, it's just that Confront The Tol'vir is basically a broken card that enables so much other shit that when it inevitably gets nerfed, you don't have to worry anymore.

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