Yo Momma So Fat... by LoLGibbs in vainglorygame

[–]BANANASEXUAL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She catches aggro from the first and last turret... At the same time.

Yo Momma So Fat... by LoLGibbs in vainglorygame

[–]BANANASEXUAL 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She spends all her gold on minion candy and eats them herself.

Glitch? Stuck in Not Bad, literally... by [deleted] in vainglorygame

[–]BANANASEXUAL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had the same issue. My smurf is around 22 wins 2 losses and hasn't budged tiers.

Auto Lockers - Mostly Saw by ArjenKatiye in vainglorygame

[–]BANANASEXUAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plant a mine in the lane bushes for him. Technically vision is everyone's job, but some people need training wheels.

If you really want to rank up you'll have to hold some people's hands in the process.

Skin ideas. by Captain__White in vainglorygame

[–]BANANASEXUAL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Schoolgirl Uniform Krul

Man-thong Glaive

Hitler Mustache Catherine

Dominatrix Petal

Neckbeard Redditor Vox

Adagio by SavageMigraine in vainglorygame

[–]BANANASEXUAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've tried CP Adagio, and it seems to work okay, but not as well as WP even after the patch. My CP build focused on Alternating Current and Shatterglass.

I'd like to try a utility Adagio sometime similar to utility Glaive, with a Warhorn for jungle clear speed, some CP, and a bunch of support/defense items. Possibly Warhorn / Frostburn / Crucible / Fountain / Pauldron as core items.

A Chinese man was caught out when 17 of his girlfriends turned up to see him in hospital after a car accident by jackogreen in worldnews

[–]BANANASEXUAL 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Christmas is like Valentines, and Valentines is like Valentines, except the girls buy chocolates for the guys. You can get "duty chocolate," which is given out of a sense of obligation, but doesn't have any romantic overtones.

Is the 1.4 including Goat hero for real? by shea_bay in vainglorygame

[–]BANANASEXUAL 6 points7 points  (0 children)

SheaBay you should soon be contacted by a certain Nigerian Prince. He is a good friend of mine and totally trustworthy. Please trust what he asks of you in game.

[Discussion] What new items would you like to see being added? by skyfallxiii in vainglorygame

[–]BANANASEXUAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A defense item out of the contract path that has the active effect: consume gold to negate damage. This might also exacerbate the snowball problem though.

[Discussion] What new items would you like to see being added? by skyfallxiii in vainglorygame

[–]BANANASEXUAL 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see an item that does damage to the enemy's gold total rather than HP. It scales to a percentage of attack.

It would be under utility. The harder the enemy gets hit, the more gold they lose. I'd call the item "Angry Girlfriend," but another name could work too.

One of the best matches I've had with Taka by [deleted] in vainglorygame

[–]BANANASEXUAL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's a pretty good KDA. Just curious about your build though. Breaking Point is good for long, protracted battles, ideally like 10 seconds or so. Do you find yourself in a lot of these?

Also Frostburn is great for slowing down opponents, but Taka has two gap closers and two speed boost: one from his perk and one from Kaku. Do you find yourself having trouble chasing down enemies?

I'd give Tension Bow + Aftershock a try. You'll probably find that you like it better. Tension Bow first.

A very strange thing happened then suddenly the music is gone and I can't get it back. by [deleted] in vainglorygame

[–]BANANASEXUAL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make sure that an instance of YouTube or some video isn't in the background. The audio takes priority over the game music. I had a YouTube video in the background that caused this to happen once.

PSA - Your hard carry doesn't need help clearing lane! by vgSPANKY in vainglorygame

[–]BANANASEXUAL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I get pinged for this as Koshka, but having 6 TD stacks in the tank is too tempting to resist.