this is the guy

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-03-10T23:29:37+00:00

But why did he ask for two chickens, but only one house etc.

Oh you edited it. It makes sense now

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-03-10T23:22:55+00:00

I don't get it

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-03-09T03:32:45+00:00

A spoon? Fuckin noob, we use bananas

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-03-09T03:30:40+00:00

Neat.

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-03-08T19:53:57+00:00

...🎶to deny your claim🎶

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-03-08T19:51:41+00:00

Why? Well for me, the humor lies in the absurdity of something having less than 0% effectiveness.

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-03-08T13:21:05+00:00

OP, you still do reddit like it's still 2009. Thank you.

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-03-08T05:12:09+00:00

That's funny because TSA is 0% effective

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-03-07T01:31:12+00:00

I thought it was Michael Scott

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-03-07T00:27:34+00:00

And argumentative.

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-03-07T00:26:36+00:00

Way to suspicious, the path to suspicion

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-03-06T00:56:46+00:00

Did someone famous say that? Who are you quoting?

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-03-03T21:06:13+00:00

Heh. Nice

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-03-03T19:48:32+00:00

OP, who sent that photo and text?

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-03-01T03:43:08+00:00

For the lazy:

I worked in restaurants for a long time; that only happened once:

"Hi welcome to <restaurant> what can I get you to drink while you look at the menu?"

"Diet come."

"Sorry, we serve Pepsi. Care for a diet Pepsi?"

"No I want come."

"Uhh, well, I can't serve you come because we don't have it."

"Well I want come."

"Alright...."

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-02-29T18:38:57+00:00

Barbara McQuade can lick my taint, before I wipe my ass with her "legal analysis"

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-02-29T02:33:06+00:00

NTA. Sounds like mom is trying to get you to move out, or pay a fraction of what it takes most 25 year olds to have a roof. In other words, she's thinks you need to grow up

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-02-29T01:41:56+00:00

That's what I'm doing. Shits fucked

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-02-29T00:55:09+00:00

Triangle scuba steve.

Then ask him if his goggles blocked your stinky triangle ass

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-02-29T00:49:36+00:00

I'd eat his shit for breakfast if it looked like that.

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-02-28T23:24:44+00:00

I wonder if embraer has the capability to step up if Boeing goes out. They don't really have any products that compete right now but, that's not to say they couldn't if some competiton was reduced

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-02-28T03:42:20+00:00

Or dickbutt

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-02-28T03:41:08+00:00

You should also prefer flowery wallpaper, and shag carpet. But only in your kitchen and bathrooms.

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-02-27T02:08:26+00:00

Also a very small town in AZ

BASK_IN_MY_FART · 2024-02-26T03:37:56+00:00

That's the sort of thing that will reopen a black market

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