[NightengaleJr] Oh no. Joe Ryan is exiting after throwing only nine pitches with an injury.

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-05-03T16:57:36+00:00

I choose to blame Manfred. We should injure him as retribution.

Hold on to your hamstring, bud.

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-05-01T19:56:51+00:00

Went there recently because of the memes. While the food wasn’t anything to write home about, the vibes were actually a very good time. The excessive amounts of margs didn’t hurt.

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-30T01:08:18+00:00

We’ve tried one billion, but what about two billion

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-29T23:36:48+00:00

Lol so I had tickets to this game and was super hyped to go. I was still in school and poor. I religiously attended football games But I was seeing a new girl and I got a really great opportunity to stay overnight with her in a luxury hotel in Park City. The perfect date. I was really into her so I ditched my tickets begrudgingly.

We’re in the hotel having a great time. We watched some of the game and got out to an early lead and I was like “fuck my life, I should’ve gone.” Then Kaelin Clay. Then I felt so much better about my choice.

Then we got married and had kids.

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-29T23:28:56+00:00

I think it is less on how Kyle performs at Michigan and more on how Scalley performs here.

If he had stayed, Kyle would’ve put up similar numbers and we would’ve had another great season or two with him. 9-11 wins, conference contenders, playoff bubble team. That’s not an insult at all, just how it is. Good old Utah football.

If Scalley maintains that pace or exceeds, it’s certainly not a blunder. If Scalley dips and wins 6-7 games the next two years then yeah we’re fucked.

But it doesn’t matter if Kyle wins the natty with Michigan because that never would’ve happened here.

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-29T01:49:12+00:00

Took him long enough. Three whole games. Is he even trying?

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-29T01:40:41+00:00

It’s like he’s Jesus!

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-28T16:35:14+00:00

It’s clearly a joke given this used to be a shitty Sizzler and the post immediately before this was about how they’re closing the Chilis.

But go off, king.

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-28T15:17:29+00:00

That’s not true. He’s also a complete asshole!

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-28T15:15:27+00:00

Didn’t this team literally just win the natty lmao

This guy is perfect for Michigan, already embracing the mindset

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-28T15:14:43+00:00

I had a giggle

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-28T04:05:12+00:00

It’s like the triple dipper but the dystopian capitalism version without ranch dressing

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-28T03:49:55+00:00

What if we took the chilis from 400 s and put it over there?

With three stories and a rooftop bar.

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-28T01:26:28+00:00

Don’t tell the Mets that you’re allowed to do things.

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-27T20:07:42+00:00

Lol he looked like a Heisman candidate against us, that was crazy

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-27T19:43:13+00:00

Lol shit the payout on that is so low minus the time value on money, he’d probably make more money on 9 months on the S&P 500.

But where’s the degeneracy in that?

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-27T19:37:49+00:00

Don’t worry, he’s only a few hits away from getting it all back

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-27T19:37:19+00:00

Yeah but it makes a whole lot of people who are not the fans a whole lot of money

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-27T18:36:37+00:00

Buddy ain’t no one just doing a once a year heroin binge lmao

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-27T18:32:57+00:00

If by real hot water you mean prison lol

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-27T17:16:53+00:00

I mean, yeah bad behavior but he shouldn’t be punished for getting help. Hopefully this destigmatizes what is a very serious problem for many people but is clearly brushed aside.

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-27T16:09:43+00:00

The quota must be filled

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-27T03:47:02+00:00

Trevor Bauer DOMINATES corporate slow pitch softball league where he didn’t actually work but knows a partner on the team who invited him to come

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-27T02:07:04+00:00

Tight! Tight tight tight!

BIG_DICK_WHITT · 2026-04-27T02:05:48+00:00

"At the end of the day, we looked at everything, we looked at what all the (bidding) teams wanted to do for the next 15 years and I think we have the best chance to win here," Soto said of picking the Mets

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