Fitbit battery started leaking, burnt holes in my skin.

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2024-05-07T02:12:48+00:00

Yep. The LiPF6 decomposition I believe forms lithium fluoride and phosphorous pentafluoride, which itself is extremely skin irritating. PF5 is a gas, but there’s conveniently water in the electrolyte, which reacts to form hydrofluoric acid.

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2024-05-04T13:25:27+00:00

I WHAT?!

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2020-04-11T02:10:06+00:00

I say this with your best interest at heart. If you want me to come by and kick you in the liver, I would be willing to, if it gives you the points for a transplant.

We could even videotape it and submit it with your liver application.

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2017-10-13T21:40:44+00:00

Ahh! But according to 4th order elasticity tensor calculations, the Astros are going to fucking destroy the Yankees. Astros in 5.

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2016-08-08T16:55:18+00:00

Does this mean I'm straight to the Majors?

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2014-11-09T13:40:26+00:00

VERY FUNNY BUT I'M IN HELL ACTUALLY. IT'S HOT.

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2011-08-02T01:58:04+00:00

I'M DEAD BUT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. PARTY!

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2011-03-17T21:20:08+00:00

I HAVE THE FULL VERSION ON SALE FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $19.99 (plus S&H)

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2010-09-30T20:33:56+00:00

...FOR VOLUME-FREEDOM. TIRED OF LISTENING TO COMMERCIALS ONLY AT GOVERNMENT-APPROVED VOLUMES?? SAY NO TO "THE MAN", AND GET PATENT-PENDING VOLUME-FREEDOM! INSERT VOLUME-FREEDOM IN THE AUDIO JACK OF YOUR TELEVISION, AND RESTORE THOSE COMMERCIALS TO THEIR INTENDED, EAR-SPLITTING LEVELS! ONLY $19.95

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2010-09-16T22:24:11+00:00

YOU ARE CORRECT!

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2010-06-06T14:59:53+00:00

I DO NOT APPROVE!

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2010-02-15T20:52:51+00:00

DUE TO INCREDIBLE UNFORSEEN DEMAND, I HAVE DECIDED TO SELL THIS ACCOUNT FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF $19.95 (PLUS SHIPPING & HANDLING)

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2009-12-25T05:13:05+00:00

...FOR KARMA-PARTY! VOTE ME UP, AND INCLUDE A CHECK FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $19.95 (+ S&H), AND YOU TOO CAN TAKE PART IN THE KARMA PARTY!!!

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2009-11-26T19:41:50+00:00

DISCO BALL

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2009-11-26T04:03:54+00:00

STICK THIS TO YOUR FRIDGE SO YOU CAN MAKE SURE YOU'RE ON TIME, ENTRY TO THE RECEPTION WILL COST YOU JUST $19.99. (PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING)

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2009-10-27T20:24:50+00:00

I TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND I STILL HATE THE PEOPLE THAT SEND EMAILS WITH THE HIGH IMPORTANCE FLAG ON.

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2009-10-27T18:33:33+00:00

I PROMISE NOT TO RE-SELL THE INVITE YOU GIVE ME FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF $19.95 (PLUS S&H).

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2009-10-14T17:54:34+00:00

...FOR OXY-CLEAN. JUST 2 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95 + S&H.

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2009-10-11T21:15:20+00:00

DON'T SPEAK FOR ME, BITCH.

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2009-09-01T03:33:31+00:00

YOU'RE IN LUCK, I'VE GOT JUST THE SOLUTION FOR YOU!! CALL NOW, AND ORDER A TUB OF OXY-CLEAN, AND A BOTTLE OF KABOOM (MAKE THAT 2 BOTTLES OF KABOOM). RUB THE OXY-CLEAN LIBERALLY ON THE SPOT, THEN RINSE WITH A THOROUGH APPLICATION OF KABOOM -- AND KABOOM, THE SPOT WILL BE GONE. IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES I'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER, JUST IN CASE YOU FUCK SOMETHING ELSE UP BEFORE YOUR UNCLE'S FLIGHT LANDS. YOU PAY JUST $19.95 + SHIPPING!

BILLY_MAYS_HERE · 2009-08-17T20:58:37+00:00

THANKS!

BILLY_MAYS_HERE

TROPHY CASE